Mar 26, 200814

Lindsay Lohan Continues “Not Promoting Arriva”

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Lindsay Lohan continued her oh-so-subtle promotion of the smokeless tobacco product Arriva yesterday by walking around with the box strategically placed to reveal the brand name. Hard up for cash after a string of flops and multiple trips to rehab, the Firecrotch has resorted to paparazzi-centered product placement to earn her coke money. I can’t imagine Arriva will see any real increase in sales, though, considering when she’s not playing billboard whore, she’s usually smoking cigarettes or putting out cigarettes or lighting cigarettes. It’d really make more sense to try to secure a spot as the unofficial face of Lifestyles brand condoms or RU-486. Now that the public could probably swallow. Pun intended!

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. syd

    Those sandals are hideous.

    Mar 26th, 2008

  2. abby

    Gladiator meets Bedazzler.

    Mar 26th, 2008

  3. RichPort

    Ahhh… the tank dress without any undergarments… the mark of a true whore…

    Damn you Abby! That Gladiator line was supposed to be mine!!!

    Mar 26th, 2008

  4. open mouth jones

    nice WHITE cankles there fatty.

    Mar 26th, 2008

  5. huder

    She looks cute….Someone saw her sucking off a hobo in Central Park. Is it real!?

    Mar 26th, 2008

  6. RichPort

    It is real huder. She needs buck cake from random ejaculators.

    Mar 26th, 2008

  7. abby

    All too real…

    Mar 26th, 2008

  8. RichPort

    (Swish… NET!!!)

    Good job Abby.

    Mar 26th, 2008

  9. Kayla

    Such a pathetic lying, loser! Nobody likes her anymore! NOBODY! She is getting loaded and lying about it! No one in their right mind would hire this thing for work. MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!

    Mar 26th, 2008

  10. Msrtd

    She doesn’t make up? This world are full of Britney, lindsay,and paris or something!! So tired of this~~~People should let them poor celebrities alone.

    Mar 26th, 2008

  11. US Cancan Scandal

    Very good article. Congratulations. Good point!

    Mar 27th, 2008

  12. Anonymous Chicka

    The sandals are awful. Her thighs/legs are awful. Those 1000-calorie drinks are not helping her figure.

    Mar 27th, 2008

  13. Bonnie

    I dont agree with the lifestyle she choose’s but she is most definately not fat or ugly it is comments like that cause girls of our generation to have eating disorders. Have any of you looked in the mirror lately??? Do not judge until you are perfect your self!!

    Mar 30th, 2008

  14. Perry Thormina

    Hot Tape with Lindsay Lohan here:

    http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=9012511&s=y

    don’t loose!!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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