Ali Lohan Undergoes Plastic Surgery

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Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Ali really wants to be like her big sis. Although she’s only fourteen years old, Ali’s already gone under the knife, possibly on more than one occasion. Compare the above picture of her at the age of twelve and the picture of her taken two weeks ago. Sure, she’s still developing, but the way I remember it, hormones don’t make your lips bigger and your nose smaller. Nine MSN reports

Ali has made some big changes to her looks in an attempt to rival her older sister’s — her lips plumped with collagen, her freckles bleached away, and… contact lenses which change her brown eyes blue. There’s also been ongoing speculation that the teenager had a nose job last year.

If she wants to emulate Lindsay so badly, there are a lot less painful ways to do it. Replacing her toothbrush with a penis, for example. Switching from decaf to penis. Getting eight hours of penis a night. Instead of lip injections and a nose job, all Ali really needs is Fleet Week in New York and carton of Rough Riders.

One more before and after after the jump

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37 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. gue

    she looks like ashley simpson

  2. RichPort

    “Replacing her toothbrush with a penis, for example. Switching from decaf to penis. Getting eight hours of penis a night”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

    That mother of hers should be arrested and charged with indecent stupidity and endangering the welfare of a future slut.

  3. sonya

    Her mother card should’ve been permanently revoked years ago. A sledgehammer to the temple would be appropriate, too.

  4. Espy

    Honestly…I don’t see the difference except for the contacts, and she’s wearing more makeup and a LIGHTER colored lipstick, which always makes lips look fuller. Her nose looks the same. The effects you’re seeing can be achieved with makeup, including the more even skin tone.

    If anyone should lighten up, it’s you.

  5. abby

    Forty year old retired stripper is a hard look to pull off at fourteen, but it looks like persistence paid off for Ali. Now she needs to get on the cigarettes and dick-sucking and really perfect it.

    P.S. No lightening up. Not on my watch. Not on this site. NEVER!

  6. open mouth jones

    If that’s the best plastic surgery money could buy, well they should call me. I can rearrange her face for half the price and double the fun. Shit, I’ll even let abby take pictures.

    And god damn it, if you do happen to lighten up abby, I’ll take out that butter knife and go for my wrists.

  7. Camp Herp

    The only make up shes applied is the bleach to her anus. EVERYTHING she has , has to be better then linds, even her ass

  8. lrm216

    Isn’t this child abuse? Where are the authorities - this woman, who calls herself a mother, needs to be hogtied and beaten.

  9. anony101

    she looks about 31 wow now thats bad

  10. Hah-pro

    Twelve is too young for plastic surgery unless she was in a accident or having medical problems, as she is still growing and forming her face bone and muscle. Remember she is a minor and wouldn’t make these wild and wicked decisions without her mother planting them into her mind. She should be taken out of Dina’s care right away.

  11. angel

    OMG!…..i furt summat woz diff bou her…..but 2 b honest she hasnt got much of a diff on her luk…she woz ugly b4 n shes still ugly……

  12. Kayla

    Her mother is a money hungry pig from hell who will peddle her daughters in order to get famous herself! They make me sick all 3 of them! The look is their eyes screams whore!!! I feel sorry for this little girl who is growing up way too fast and I pray she doesn’t turn into her mom or no talent sister! Would somone tell these whores they are not celebrities?!!! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!!

  13. nordo

    Looks like she already had fleet week and then some

  14. Lisa

    I agree with Espy. I really don’t think she has had plastic surgery. The lips have definitely NOT been plumped, they don’t look it and she is wearing lipliner and light lipstick - two things that can make your lips look bigger. I should know, I use those tricks all the time :)

    As for the freckles - I think she just has a lot of foundation on. Even lindsay manages to cover the freckles on her face sometimes, then you see a candid and there are her freckles again.

    As for the nose job, her nose does look slightly different but it could be the angle. It looks better in the “before” pic though so i don’t see why she would alter it to make it look like the second pic.

  15. J

    Meh, she’s still a kid…with too much makeup on. The first picture really does look a lot Ashlee Simpson prior to the nose job.

  16. googinhimer schmitz

    this girls mother is an dam idiot. if tlere was such a thing as a brain transplant her mother is the first person in the family that needs one then they should go down the line her dad next lindsey then ali if there is any more in the family they all need a new one.

  17. spatz

    she looks like a 35 year old Russian mail order bride.

  18. Shauna

    Personally, I think it is obscene to turn a fourteen year old into a twenty eight year old like this. Looking like this will put her into situations where people will be treating her like an adult (which she isn’t) and she is seriously going to end up even MORE screwed up then Lyndsay. Her repulsively greedy mother is vile to have done this to her. She is going to end up more messed up than Dana Plato. I hold her mother totally responsible for both of her daughters messed up lives.

  19. joho777

    I don’t see any surgical changes, either, although using adult makeup and colored contact lenses on a child like this is ridiculous.

    Why don’t they show her stick figure? She’ll have to have something more than a heavily made-up face to compete (although Lindsay has gotten by for years by emphasizing only her eyes and face, and hiding her dumpy figure).

  20. Eliana

    I don’t believe that she has had work done at all. She looks exactly the same apart from changes in her makeup.

    I do find it quite sad that she’s been made up to look way older than she actually is.

  21. Me

    There are no limits a whore will go to score the dick and the money!

  22. abc

    No, I don’t see any work.

  23. Melly

    she sooooo should strip off the 1inch thick off her young face…she looked way much more better without all the muck. she looks like her mom at the age of 14.

    BAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

  24. blah.

    first of all, you are completely wrong. she did not have any kind of surgery on her face whatsoever. she is very talented and just because people are jealous, they dont have to go trashing her and her family.

  25. English Snob

    Ok first of all, her nose looks identical!, secondly the only difference is that she is wear makeup and possibly contacts, are you completely retarded and dont understand the fake that the first picture is off her when she was like 10-11 and the next picture she is like 14 so obviously as you get into your teen your body changes so you probably look different.
    Plus why are you simpletons calling Ali a whore you dont know her!!!,
    shes a teenager, that normally when girl start using makeup it doesnt mean they are all whores, dumbass + ALI IS HOT WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT !!!, Also why are you saying Dina is an idiot shes a single mother having to cope with the press trying to rip her family to shreds give her a break! why do you always have to attack them, how would you feel if it was your family hey? most of the rumours are rumours so not true!! i will you people would get over yourselfs and get a life, just because your lifes sucks doesnt mean you should ruin their’s, I am glad half of you are on my wavelength and think the same as me!,

    P.S. London Loves The Lohans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. English Snob

    ALI LOHAN RULES

  27. English Snob

    DINA LOHAN RULES

  28. English Snob

    LINDSAY LOHAN RULES

  29. English Snob

    CODY LOHAN RULES

  30. English Snob

    MICHAEL LOHAN RULES

  31. English Snob

    AND SO DOES NANA LOHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. marypazz

    she’s a plastic girl

  33. Katie

    oh dear. her mother should be JAILED… what is she doing or letting her child do ??? wtf. she looks 40 not 14… my mum looks younger than her!
    “her freckles bleached away, and… contact lenses which change her brown eyes blue.” WHAT THE F? freckles geez get over them it’s not like theyr’e killing you! contacts are for people who have eye sight problems who don’t want to wear glasses not to change your eye colour! she needs to sort her life out. no way my mother would let me have that done my mother would slap me into next week if i dared asked to dye my hair! let lone all that CRAP! she just looks like an old haggered woman. shame on her mother !

  34. Aileen

    Lindsay Lohan’s sister is 14 years but it is so complete, how it is if you do not have makeup
    buscar

  35. Deshawn Pietrini

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  36. nquyen

    Seriously guys? I see no difference, her lips are a lighter color therefore it makes her lips appear ‘fuller’, and her nose looks the same, all I see that’s different are her eyes and her hair.

  37. Lauren

    she looks like the girls in my family! too bad she wasn’t blessed with it naturally! haha.

    she’s TOO FUCKING YOUNG for plastic freakin surgery!
    what the hell is wrong with her MOTHER

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