Britney Spears Allowed to Drive Again

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Britney Spears hasn’t been photographed driving aimlessly between L.A. gas stations in the weeks since dad Jamie took over her estate — instead, she’s cleaned up her act, making regular visits with her sons, showing up for work and wearing underpants again. There are even rumors that she may make a surprise appearance at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Friday. With all this good behavior under her elastic waist band, Daddy has finally eased up a little on his strict no-driving policy and let her back behind the wheel. A source tells OK! Magazine

“Britney is addicted to driving,” an insider tells OK!. “Initially, her father wouldn’t let her drive at all, but he knows how much she loves it and it calms her, so he’s softened the restriction. He now lets her toodle around the block in her gated community.”

When asked for comment, Britney rocked back and forth in her seat and said “I’m an excellent driver. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday. Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.”

Leaving the dentist yesterday:

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19 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    Toodle. No seriously, TOODLE? WTF?
    And daddy’s slacking on the underwear checking, cause unless my eyes deceive me, her tits are hanging low again. Covered in grease and left-overs, of course, but making a break for her navel again most def. Run, titties, RUN!

  2. Kayla

    Gimme a break! This girl had two babies back to back!! Two! If you are a woman you know what that can do to your body!!! She looks great for all the hell she has been thru!!!! I wish her the best!!

  3. open mouth jones

    No, I’ll not give this self-indulgent nut job a freaking break, my god, she’s got money coming out of her poorly wiped ass. Boo-frickin-hoo.
    As for the rest, I have only five words that can help her: BIRTH CONTROL and PLASTIC SURGERY.

  4. nordo

    And don’t forget a bath and panties

  5. curio

    gimme more…. I still love her. and pork rinds.

  6. abby

    Please tell me someone got the Rain Man reference.

  7. SuzyQ

    I got that reference Abby…
    “these are definately not my underwear…”

  8. abby

    Thank you!!!

  9. nordo

    definitely

  10. curio

    Is Britney feeling boring? is my asshole chapping/

  11. youlek

    is she feeling lonely again> I just saw her profile on a celeb site called ‘S earchingM illionaire.c o m’!

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