Mariah Carey Gets Shopped

Mar 27, 2008

Mariah Carey Gets Shopped

Tags: Mariah Carey, photoshopped

There’s something different about Mariah Carey on the cover of her latest album E=MC2. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Maybe it’s extra four inches of leg or the missing ten inches of waist. Maybe it’s the color of her skin and the circumference of her thighs. Maybe it’s that the girl on the left should be filed under “moon landing,” “Tooth Fairy” and “Imagination Station,” and the girl on the right belongs under the heading “semi-aquatic sea mammals” and “pork products.” Unless the mass–energy equivalence is somehow part of the photoshop process, it’s safe to assume E=MC2 stands for Everything Mariah Computer-altered. Twice.

The real Mariah:

17 Comments, Comment or Ping

nordo

Porkette fantasy camp for Mimi.

Mar 27th, 2008
RichPort

Good lord that is the monotonous hotness. Try as I might, I can’t help but think of her as a human blow up doll. The shopped version looks weird, but the real version soils my pants in a way that… oh crap… again? That’s why I carry around spare boxers…

Mar 27th, 2008
curioi

she is really hot, in a beef brisket sort of way, like my cooter, but less diseased.

Mar 27th, 2008
RichPort

curioi, you know what else s probably really hot? Your ass every time your herpes infected boyfriend rubs a habenero on his patchy penis to violate you.

Mar 27th, 2008
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

“…it’s safe to assume E=MC2 stands for Everything Mariah Computer-altered. Twice.” AWESOME COMMENT!!! LOVE IT! HA!!

Mar 27th, 2008
sonya

I think she looks good (in the real picture), but she really needs to check herself out of circa 1994 and dress a little less trashy.

Mar 27th, 2008
open mouth jones

She’s clearly forever 21. Or 41 at a truck stop.

Mar 27th, 2008
Camp Herp

She did lose a bit of weight but not that much - having said that, every man on earth would still hit that… multiple times.

Mar 27th, 2008
L Sco

E=MC2 … Hmmm… Mariah’s Theory of Irrelevantivity

Mar 28th, 2008
Mariah Murderer

Bitch is a hunk o’ chunk. She only looks good when Photoshopped.

Mar 28th, 2008
curi

hmmm. I do not have a thing against her but I wonder why she posted profile on the celeb dating site SearchingM illionaire.c o m.I saw it last night.

Mar 28th, 2008
Goliano

Who gives a damn, she’s a singer not a model.

Mar 28th, 2008
Shauna

I would really like to see the original {”untouched”} version of this picture for a comparison. This looks so altered that it could possibly be a body double. Even her face has been shopped. I guess Mariah and Britney can share this in common, although Mariah can actually sing.

Mar 29th, 2008
Livepool

She’s a beautiful woman.She’s so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m. I also found her blog there.It’s said that she’s seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???

Mar 30th, 2008
johnyj

Her body looks amazing even in that aweful outfit and horrible sunglasses, I’d still queue up to take my turn in a big gangbang with this slut and go round again and again for more.

Apr 3rd, 2008
Read

Well her thighs are much bigger on the “real” photos and the fact is, Mariah Carey has fat thighs. And she doesn’t have that on the “fake” photo. The belly is also much fatter, and the arms and the ass… and so on and so on. But I think the thighs are worst. On the “fake” photo, she has not fat thighs and on the “real” photos she has fat thighs. I wonder if she has fatter thighs than Britney, Rihanna and the other “almost-60-cm-thigh-club”.

Aug 31st, 2008
Dave

Well, although Mariah’s thighs may be fat, they are muscly and she is such a funky woman. She has such a gorgeous, cute nose and warm smile and she just knows she is so pretty.

Jun 1st, 2009