Quickies: A Crown For An Empress
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Didn’t think Jared Leto could get any douchier? Try him with an extra sixty pounds and in a wheelchair. (Hollywood Rag)
Brad Pitt is morphing into Robert Redford. (CityRag)
Kimora Lee Simmons gives Russell Simmons the ol’ “you’re not divorcing me, I’m divorcing you” bit. (Websters)
How long ’till Ashton Kutcher’s cameos ruin a good thing? (Pajiba)
Pamela Anderson’s twitchy-eyed coked-up Late Late Show interview. (Celebrity Smack)
Whoopi Goldberg talks panties. Sticky panties. Her sticky panties. Just pull the trigger now. (Best Week Ever)
In case you forgot, Keeley Hazell has boobies. Way more boobies than she needs, the selfish bitch. (popoholic)
Ashely and Mary-Kate Olsen fighting over money, or last dibs on the syrup of ipecac? (popbytes)
Britney Spears might be cast as Blanche DuBois in a revival of “A Street Car Named Desire!” I’m hoping it’s the version where they hit Blanche with an actual street car. (Hollywood Headache)
Justin Chambers’ sleeping problem looks like more of a belligerent-passing-out-in-public problem. (Jossip)
What’s the secret to Kate Bosworth’s fabulous acting? Why, booze, of course! (Mollygood)
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uoel
she’s hot. I met her once on celebs club‘S earching M illionaire . c o m”.
Mar 27th, 2008
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