Mar 28, 2008
Britney Gets Her Colon Cleansed
Tags: Britney Spears, health treatment
Britney Spears is bound and determined to get rid of all the crap in her life. Literally. The Mirror reports
The 26-year-old wants to look good on the inside too and is having regular colon cleansing sessions at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Our source at the clinic said: “Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great.”
Nothing like the thought of a team of professionals Selma-Alabamaing Britney’s pooper to make you wish you hadn’t gotten up this morning. It makes those two bottles of Early Times and the face first trip down the stairs last night seem like nothing but a wonderful dream.
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9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Stickman Steve
It’s good that she is getting her body back together! And Cleaning not only her colon but her teeth too!
http://stickmansteve.com/index.php/2008/03/27/britney-spears-goes-to-the-dentist/
Mar 28th, 2008
open mouth jones
I only wish Vigilante Granny was performing that cleansing- with her handy dandy cucumber.
Mar 28th, 2008
veggi
Why must she always look like she washed her face with potato chips?
Mar 28th, 2008
sonya
Sheesh, if you photoshopped that picture to have an asphalt background, she’d totally look like she lying there dead.
Mar 28th, 2008
abby
Trust me, it’s harder not finding a picture of Britney looking like she just took the ass-end of a cucumber.
Mar 28th, 2008
curio
i cleanse colons with my tongue for dollars american.
Mar 28th, 2008
yousee
Colon cleansing is my favorite. I use big penis instead of water..
Mar 29th, 2008
nordo
A trip to Taco Bell for their latest sack of shit will have the same effect
Mar 29th, 2008
emmaING
lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it
Mar 31st, 2008
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