Paris Hilton Can’t Dance
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Although this may shock and surprise you, it turns out they have television in Turkey! Indoor plumbing and a handle on the bird flu not so much, but television, yes. Here’s the proof: a video of Paris Hilton at at Miss Turkey 2008 contest on channel Kanal 1! Hoş geldiniz! The Daily Mail says
The Simple Life star appeared as a guest on [the televised Miss Turkey 2008] beauty contest while in the capital Istanbul. She performed with belly dancer Asena during the show. She had all eyes on her for the performance and upstaged the real belly dancer with her stunning, leg-baring outfit.
I don’t know what type of Turkish hashish the folks at the Daily Mail were smoking, but Paris didn’t upstage anybody. She was obviously uncomfortable up there without a pole and a bunch of drunk guys waving singles. Good thing she had Le Tigre and Blue Steel to fall back on. Paris Hilton — she’s so hot right now!
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
The Pink Turkey visits her mother country.
Mar 28th, 2008
RichPort
She dances like a typical white chick.
Mar 28th, 2008
open mouth jones
Is anybody else thinking Elaine from Seinfeld?
Add a few thumb jerks, and it’s a spitting image.
Mar 28th, 2008
abby
It’s like a full-body dry heave set to music.
Mar 28th, 2008
sonya
The only thing hot about Paris is the burning itch in her crotch.
Mar 28th, 2008
Melissa Maples
Jesus, what a bunch of idiots at the Daily Mail - Istanbul is not the capital of Turkey, duh. That’s like saying New York is the capital of the United States.
And Abby, we do have indoor plumbing, but I’d hesitate to call the trash programming here television, because that word implies some entertainment value. Thank god for satellite.
Mar 28th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Ugh. I hate her ALOT, but watching that still made me embarassed for her.
Mar 28th, 2008
abby
Duly noted, Melissa. Thanks for taking it on the chin. Much like Paris Hilton, only without as much semen.
Mar 28th, 2008
yousee
Paris is a hot b*tch. Or is it butch. My english not so good. How you say ‘tranny she male with penis attached still?’
Mar 29th, 2008
Jigsy Q.
So apparently dancing to her means posing very aggressively. The Turks have a word for this kind of thing–boq.
Mar 29th, 2008
Dan
Paris Hilton is not paid to dance. She is paid to simply show up and enjoy herself, and to bring her celeb name to an event.
Oct 28th, 2008
Joe
Good enough for me! I’d teach her! Well worth it, She’s stylish, sexy, and very fun! She’s fine with me, and as for the haters, apparently you haven’t had a camera in your face all the times you had sex with someone… or you are just jealous and pitiful…none of us could judge anyone! Who is a saint?
Feb 2nd, 2009
David Chutlashvili
Paris Hilton zieht sich immer noch selten komplett aus, und mir kommt es so vor, dass sie noch leider nicht ganz frei ist. Aber es ist ausgezeichnet und menschlich, keine Scham zu haben! Liebt sie alle, die gut und attraktiv für sie sind? Wenn es nicht so ist, warum sind alle, die gut sind, unattraktiv z. B. für sie? Das alles verstehe ich nicht.
Jun 25th, 2009
Vito Peoples
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Full video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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