Quickies: All Work and No Play

Mar 28, 2008

Fergie crack-attack! (Use My Computer)

Another reason to hate Maxim? The Hills‘ “Over the Hills.” (Jossip)

Steve-O snorts blow off some slut’s leg. (MollyGood)

John Mayer blogs from the ~~fart~~ heart. Still smells like shit, though. (Websters)

Jack Nicholson has some massive man boobs. (Seriously? OMG)

The Hulk is banging his own daughter! Or someone that looks like her less-transgendered twin! (CelebSlam)

Taylor Dane is one of “the little people” now. (Ayyyy!)

Penelope Cruz lounging in her bikini, because it’s Friday! (Bastardly)

Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs of Poison charged with rape! (Celebitchy)

And as punishment, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in their bikinis. (Egotastic)

Rest in peace, Drew Barrymore’s boobs. (Bumpshack)

open mouth jones

My god Abby. You certainly out-did yourself with this list of wrongness.
It’s like a black hole of ugly. Well played.

Mar 28th, 2008
curi

Is he looking for a manzier? They are comfortable and prevent nipple chafe.

Mar 28th, 2008
yousee

Mmmm, mmm mmmm mmmm mah mah-mah-mah-ma-mah MAN BOOBS!

Mar 29th, 2008
hioelw

I really love him. however he is very playful . I still saw his profile on the celeb dat-ing site ‘SearchingM illionaire C O M’.he has been there for 2 years.

Mar 31st, 2008