Slut Watch: George Clooney’s Girlfriend
Tags: George Clooney, model, photographs, pictures, sarah larson, sexy
Recognize the chick on all fours tonguing the magazine laying on the ground? I didn’t think you would. The above photo is one of many less-than-demure shots of George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson, a “model” from Vegas, taken a month after they were first introduced. Star Magazine says
“She’s been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her “modeling career” consisted mostly of being paid by promoters… to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends! Sarah… loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out.”
And therein lies the rub, ladies. Despite a man’s willingness to drop $29.95 and two hours on a Saturday watching footage of young coeds exposing their breasts and soaping each other up in front of an audience of intoxicated post-pubescent males, the response is decidedly less positive when said footage includes you. Especially if he is unaware said footage existed beforehand. Doubly especially if said footage may or may not have been filmed while he was holed up in your honeymoon suite with a case of the shits while you “went for a nature tour to Chichen Itza.” Trust me, “I was in college” and “Me no hablo ingles” will only work so many times before they start demanding paternity tests again.
More NSFW pictures here.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I must say, for a thin girl, that’s one hell of an ass. And we know George “I spit butter” Clooney is an (ahem) ass man… it must be fun to grow a beard overnight…
Mar 31st, 2008
abby
Agreed. The face and the rack not so much, but that’s one spectacular bottom.
Mar 31st, 2008
nordo
Can’t knock that ass either but would like to
Mar 31st, 2008
hioelw
I am her big fan. I just read her blog. It was mostly just pictures of penises.
Mar 31st, 2008
MAGGIE
GIRL IS A FIRST CLASS WHORE. HOW IS GOD’S NAME CAN GEORGE SHOW UP AT FUNCTIONS WITH THIS THING ON HIS ARM? AND PLEASE DO NOT SAY SHE WAS YOUNG WHEN SHE DID THIS. IT WAS JULY 2007 AND IF NOT FOR SHOWING UP FRONT ROW AT THE OSCARS SHE WOULD STILL BE ASS UP AND LEGS WRAPPED AROUND SOME GUY HUMPING HIM. IF GEORGE KEEPS THIS AROUND, IT DOESN’T SAY MUCH ABOUT “THE LAST GREAT MOVIE STAR” OR DOES IT? I’D SAY ANDREW MORTON SHOULD DO A BOOK ABOUT MR. CLOONEY
Mar 31st, 2008
bionic bunny
jealous, much?
Mar 31st, 2008
sonya
HUH? WHAT BUNS? I CAN’T HEAR YOU AFTER MAGGIE’S SHOUTING.
Mar 31st, 2008
butch
Haw. The thing that makes this so delighful to me is the “shit don’t stink” look permanently plastered to her face as she hits the red carpet with her uber famous boyfriend. Like she’s so effin above it all but just a casting couch skank like the rest of em.
Mar 31st, 2008
hioelwh
She is really hot. She posted her personal pix on the celeb dating site ‘Se archingM illionaire. c o m’.what’s she looking for there?
Mar 31st, 2008
ME
Maggie this is to you, Sarah is no more of a whore then you are. That girl don’t know you and you don’t know her. Do you see a man on top of her. No, she just having fun maybe a little too wild for most people. But she ’s an actor, she have every right to have fun in her own world if she likes.
Sarah have a good spirit she never tried to explain the pictures and I think that’ s great, because she owes no one any explanations.
George don’t want u or no one else for that mater. He loves himself. He s shallow and a heart breaker. But Sarah is a winner and I believe she will come out on top of this crap.
YOU GO SARAH LARSON YOU ARE THE BEST BEST BEST
May 31st, 2008
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