Dita von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape Leaked — UPDATE

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Hardcore video of burlesque queen Dita von Teese cavorting with two scantily-clad females hit the net yesterday, and Wonderbra, who had just chosen Dita to be the face of their lingerie company, is none too happy about it. The Sun says

In one scene the former wife of Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. The sleazy flick — shot before she rose to fame — will shock lingerie bosses. It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They hoped Dita would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

Wonderbra declined to comment.

A good rule of thumb, ladies, is whenever you’re naked on film, don’t let the cameras stop rolling until you’ve yelled “They’re holding a gun to my sick grandmother’s head just off screen! I’m doing this against my will!” at least once. That way, when the video is inevitably leaked online, you can spin it as the harrowing tale of a woman overcoming the odds and doing whatever it takes to save the life of her cancer-stricken Gam-Gam instead of the shameful escapades of a drunken freshman slutting it up with two of her sorority sisters and while most of Sigma Chi watches. Trust me, you’re gonna thank me later for this.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Sun may have made this out to be a little more shocking than it actually is, because apparently the clip is classic fetish Dita from Andrew Blake’s Pinups 2, which Dita (NSFW) actually sells on her own website. Gasp!

See a clip of th INCREDIBLY NSFW video here here.

LSFW body paint shots:

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. felina

    I suddenly have a hankering for blood sausage.

  2. spatz

    ummmm do people know why Dita is even famous? She was a stripper, then a fetish porn star/burlesque dancer–(when those videos were taken) they really aren’t a secret and they’re not “leaked” because they were intended to be released. its like saying one of jenna jamesons videos were “leaked”. now Dita has somehow managed to become famous and is trying to class up her act.

  3. Lawrence

    Wow!!Fucking gorgeous picture~~~~~~!!! I like the tilde!

  4. potroast

    Spatz is dead on. I have followed her career quite closely over the years and wondered why people in bigger business didn’t know about her “past”. Doesn’t Wonderbra “have” google? How about just checking her IMDB entry? Wikipedia even? Hey I love Dita so I’m not casting any disparaging remarks about her, I’m just totally annoyed that a huge company like Wonderbra would be as shocked as this and make such a big stink about everything. Douchebags I say!

  5. Captain-Insano

    Why does a chick with rock hard fake tits need a wonderbra? Or any bra?

  6. abby

    Touche. But I — pre-google — assumed Dita’s claim to fame was reviving just the mostly tasteful old school burlesque. A kind of a vintage throwback to sexy. Not taking the other end of a double headed dildo. Oh, well — live and learn!

  7. iheartlasagne

    This is from Andrew Blake’s “Pinups 2″, and apparently Dita sells it on her own website. Ohhh, scandalous!

  8. ghyyy

    I for one am shocked. It’s my new electric butt plug. I repeat: I am shocked.

  9. SuzyQ

    Right now, I have the biggest boner in the history of big boners.. and I’m a chick.

  10. lils

    Unlike Paris and Lindsay, she’s supposed to be famous for acting like this and do this kind of stuff. Personally, I like her. At least she’s honest with her work, not like Hilton or Britney, who like to pretend they’re innocent and sweet but they ain’t nothing but whores.

  11. open mouth jones

    I have to say I’d rather see Dita in any state of dress (or undress) than have to see any part of Britney Spears. Pimply nose, tatty hair, elephantile thighs, and roast beefy lady bits included.

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  13. wowman

    From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.

    http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

  14. She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?

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