Apr 3, 2008
Mena Suvari Thongs It Up, Take Two
Tags: mena suvari, pictures
The Daily Mail has pictures of Mena Suvari frolicking in the surf in another cheek-baring bikini this week. It begs the question “Does an ass this marvelous have magical powers?” I’m sure her bottom could grant wishes and maybe cure cancer if you just knew how to harness its power. For the record, burying your face in the crack and motorboating like you’re demon-possessed does not unlock its supernatural potential. Nor does getting a good running start with your spanking hand outstretched or putting her in a headlock and attempting to “play the bongos” while she thrashes around like a bluefish in a trolling net. Unless your one true wish happens to be a black eye and a restraining order, in which case, have at it, Slappy.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Captain-Insano
Oh, to be the guy in pic three grabbing her buttocks! Only without the gay tattoo and without the shorts halfway pulled down. Loser.
Apr 3rd, 2008
abby
Her tattoos are a cross of “In Between the Lions” and “Reading Rainbow.” Knowledge is Power!
Apr 3rd, 2008
nordo
Who’s the guy with Owen Wilson?
Apr 3rd, 2008
RichPort
That thong smells like tiny tits.
Apr 3rd, 2008
sonya
“I can be anything, take a look, it’s in a book, Reading Rainbow!”. Ahh, memories.
Apr 3rd, 2008
abby
I know… “Super Y” has nothing on Jordy.
Apr 3rd, 2008
Jigsy Q.
Wait..isn’t Mena Suvari like 4′2? Where on earth did she find a guy shorter than her?!
Apr 3rd, 2008
Jigsy Q.
Seriously, is he a halfling? Someone give him a two-handed sword, that will settle this.
Apr 3rd, 2008
Tim
IMDB says she’s 5′4 so she’s average chick height (even if she’s a bit shorter than her IMDB height, which generally lets people seem taller).
Apr 3rd, 2008
unnamed
She is dwarf-hafling? Is that ture ???
Apr 3rd, 2008
RichPort
That is one hell of a bumper. Makes me wanna drunk drive and crash into it.
Apr 4th, 2008
topsexycelebrity
Hello
Apr 4th, 2008
China
That bikini is HOT!! It is by Salt Swimwear. I have 3 of their bikinis and now I need to get this one too. She makes it look so good!!
Apr 7th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?
Apr 8th, 2008
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