Apr 3, 2008

Paris No Longer A Slutty Racist — April Fool’s!

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Here’s Paris Hilton attempting sexy poses in a photoshoot for “The Harvard Lampoon’s” April Fool’s Day issue. Ten bucks says she asked why the black guy wasn’t wearing a costume before she stuffed the elephant’s trunk in her cooter and videotaped it.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonyaNo Gravatar

    You notice the elephant is trying to protect his genitals from the Parisite? Poor thing couldn’t tuck his trunk away fast enough, though.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  2. RichPortNo Gravatar

    Sonya, I saw that. I think he’s suffering the effects of her mutant airborne herpes. Damn you porous costume!

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  3. abbyNo Gravatar

    I bet that elephant’s feet are smaller than Paris’.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  4. open mouth jonesNo Gravatar

    TEE HEE, I was gonna go there, abby, but you beat me to it. Bitch.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  5. nordoNo Gravatar

    This just in, fuzzy elephant dies of Parisites…gorilla remains critical.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  6. unnamedNo Gravatar

    She’s beautiful. So gorgeous. I love her. Such a long trunk and long eyelashes! Do not judge. Elephantaphilia is a very real affliction.

    Apr 3rd, 2008

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    Apr 4th, 2008

  8. TreeNo Gravatar

    She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?

    Apr 8th, 2008

  9. TheEllimistNo Gravatar

    20 bucks says people wont blink when i kill her with my foot.

    Aug 18th, 2008

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