Apr 3, 20085

Quickies: Kettle Calling

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Angelina Jolie’s first barely illegal modeling pictures. (Seriously? OMG)

Bobby blames Whitney! I blame the government. (Gabsmash)

And then, you know, yadda yadda yadda, Jerry Seinfeld almost dies. (Websters)

A barely-there Marissa Miller nip slip for a bland Thursday afternoon. (Celebfart)

Farah Fawcett gets violated by UCLA medical staff and the National Enquirer. (Jossip)

Nicole Kidman’s bump is finally starting to show! (pretty boring)

Ashlee Simpson, bastard love child of Gene Simmons and Joe Simpson? (Rad Report)

Heidi Montag is voting for John McCain, and John McCain never misses an episode of “The Hills.” You might as well cross the border now, folks. (Evil Beet)

Victoria Beckham survives mountain lion attack! (Bastardly)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Angie’s nose looks different…

    Apr 3rd, 2008

  2. open mouth jones

    In the words of Joe Francis re: the whore: “Why pay a million bucks for footage, when we have stuff from when she was 18? It doesn’t get better than that!”

    Apr 3rd, 2008

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    Apr 3rd, 2008

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  5. Tree

    So wonderful.She has my whole-hearted support.She is super cool and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?

    Apr 8th, 2008

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