Lindsay’s New Role Will Impress Critics

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Lindsay Lohan is bound and determined to flex the ol’ acting muscle with her latest movie role. According to The Sun

Lindz has reportedly sealed a deal to strip naked in a new movie called Florence. Star magazine claim the 21-year-old will be paid just £37,500 for the opportunity to play a sex mad waitress. A source tells the magazine: “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

Surely such a stretch will be worthy of Academy gold! She should consider other equally challenging roles like “washed-up former child star turned coke addict” or “penis-gobbing scourge of L.A.” I can almost smell the Oscars from here!

Lindsay leaving Nicole Richie’s house on Monday:

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  1. open mouth jones

    She’s bound and determined to flex something, all right.
    Whore.

  2. sonya

    But for her, that’s not acting at all. Let me see her convincingly portray a modest, sweet and classy girl, and I’d be all for giving her an Oscar.

  3. I like nose-picking. Opens up the old sinus cavity.

  4. jessie11

    Lindsay’s profile was found on “Living with Genital Herpes dot blister” last week.

  5. So wonderful.She has my whole-hearted support.She is super cool and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?

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