Spark A Doobie With Tom Cruise Purple
Tags: marijuana, Tom Cruise
Forget Northern Lights and White Widow — there’s a new strain of medical marijuana on the scene, cleverly dubbed the “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tom Cruise, like the actor! Coincidence? Not really. Rush and Molloy say
… Licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. Word is that the actor’s lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One weed devotee said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”
I suppose that’s better than the being the kind of pot that makes you believe that the aliens souls implanted with false memories and flown to Earth in DC-10s and blown up with H-bombs in volcanoes are to blame for your being a closet homosexual with abandonment issues. Talk about your fucking buzzkill!
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
This just made my Friday.
Apr 4th, 2008
RichPort
He generally prefers his cock heads to look like purple apples.
TCLTC
Apr 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!
TCLTC
Apr 4th, 2008
felina
Is he looking for hot girls or rich women? It’s said his profile is set to “gay”.
Apr 4th, 2008
george
He’s hot
Apr 5th, 2008
nordo
TCLTC&P
Apr 5th, 2008
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