I Now Pronounce You Mr. and Mrs. Z
Tags: beyonce, jay-z, marriage, married, reception
Though there has yet to be any official confirmation, singer Beyonce Knowles and her boyfriend of six years, rapper Jay-Z, were reportedly married Friday night in New York. The bride wore a white V-neck gown and a white flower in her hair, keeping theme with an all-white ceremony that included guests Gwyneth Paltrow, her husband Chris Martin, and former Destiny’s Child members Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. Noticeably absent: The Game, Mase, and Nas. According to OK! Magazine
The ceremony was followed by a lavish party at Jay-Z’s penthouse apartment in NYC’s Tribeca neighborhood, decorated with white orchids and the number ‘4,’ signifying the birthday number Beyonce and Jay-Z both share (Beyonce in September, Jay-Z in December). 60,000 custom-designed white orchid blooms [were flown in] from Thailand for the ceremony.
The only thing more boring than this? The Dewey Decimal system, televised bass fishing, and the interpretive dance version of “Lost in Translation.”
G to the izz-O, P to the izz-A big pimpin at the reception:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
hutyy
charming girl. is she feeling lonely? i am. that’s why i compulsively masturbate while looking at my mother in the shower. shh! its a secret.
Apr 7th, 2008
Hugh!
Aww! Gwyneth Paltrow wore her bare white legs to the all-white ceremony!
Apr 7th, 2008
RichPort
Check out Abby’s hip hoppery!
Apr 7th, 2008
abby
WORD! I’m down with the urban plight.
Apr 7th, 2008
jessie11
OMG, i thought ‘4′ stood for the total square footage in feet of jay-z’s lips.
Apr 7th, 2008
sonya
Countdown to their divorce commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark…
Apr 7th, 2008
RichPort
We all know nothing fucks up a great relationship like reminding the new bride that she is now chattle.
Apr 7th, 2008
jessie11
OMG, she looks damn hot. Hot like a rancid chimichanga spraying from my anus.
Apr 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
They had to have a few token whitey’s at the ceremony, I see.
Apr 7th, 2008
Hah-pro
I’d rather be a single mother-to-be going to walmart with my boyfriend on my birthday than either of them.. This is a deadened-shallow-greedy-couple.
Apr 7th, 2008
jojo
She is very gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a site with hot pics and videos. It seems called ‘ M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m’. Was she dating with someone? Is she single?
Apr 8th, 2008
mojoman
LOL@Jessie! ‘4′ stood for the total square footage in feet of jay-z’s lips…indeed!
Apr 8th, 2008
floophy
They’ve made a game out of it! Wedded Blitz — help JayZ and Beyonce get their wedding rings. too funny http://www.fyrebug.com/?p=5147
Apr 8th, 2008
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