Apr 8, 2008

Name That Celebrity: Gimp Shoe Edition

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Don’t get me wrong — I love a good FM boot or S&M inspired heel. Unfortunately, there is nothing good about today’s Name That Celebrity footwear. Somewhere in between “ankle boot” and “gladiator sandal,” the mystery shoe looks like it started off as a dominatrix heel for Rihanna but then was half-assedly cobbled together for actress Sienna Miller. And if it’s for Sienna Miller, it’s safe to assume the pouches for condoms and coke are hidden somewhere inside the heel. Because she’s a slut who likes drugs, you see. Zing!

The big reveal after the jump!

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Food Bank drive in New York last night.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. hdatingNo Gravatar

    she is so sexy. But more important is that she is very kind. It was reported that she does a major help to the herpes women on a STD dating site.

    Apr 8th, 2008

  2. abbyNo Gravatar

    So Gwynny has the crotch-rot, does she? Interesting spam.

    Apr 8th, 2008

  3. sonyaNo Gravatar

    Pretty soon it’ll be spam for agoraphobic narcoleptic amputees.

    Apr 8th, 2008

  4. mojomanNo Gravatar

    Gwynny, granma wants her dress back!

    Apr 8th, 2008

  5. bionic bunnyNo Gravatar

    granny wouldn’t be caught dead in that look!

    Apr 8th, 2008

  6. MsrtdNo Gravatar

    She is a classy and beautiful lady~~~I once saw her presonal ad at a celeb site named Richromances.com where many beautiful people look for fun. Congratulations on becoming a mom~~

    Apr 8th, 2008

  7. Jigsy Q.No Gravatar

    I knew a girl who wore shoes like that when I was a kid. We used to chase her home with a stick.

    Apr 10th, 2008

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    Apr 11th, 2008

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