Pamela Anderson Gets Her Own Reality Show

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Leathery old boozebag Pamela Anderson is set to star in an “observational documentary” series this summer on E! Because that first observational documentary with Tommy Lee didn’t adequately capture the many facets of her personality. People

According to a network release, “Viewers will get to know the real woman behind the famous breasts… Pam at her core, living her life with no regrets.” [The] managing director.. promises the 30-minute series will be “artistically rich and visually stunning.”

“Artistically rich and and visually stunning?” Is it being filmed in the fucking Louvre? This is Pamela Anderson we’re talking about. It should be the ocular equivalent of a pile of beef jerky and surgically removed plantar warts going limp under a heat lamp at a Taco Bell.

The Mona Lisa at her kids’ baseball game Saturday:

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  1. Oh, she is ok. She disclose to her fans on a STD daitng site” stdpal.com” that she very like sport.

  2. An STD dating site? Mother of God. SWF nonsmoker brown hair/blue eyes, festering genital lesions and burning when I pee, seeking SWM with similar sores and urinary discomfort Must be Christian, smoker ok. I’m the girl 4 U!

  3. LOL LOL LOL!!!

  4. Hah, beef jerky, an ob/gyn term?

  5. *wiping tears from eyes*
    this spammer thing just gets better and better!

  6. She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty and sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

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