Apr 9, 2008
Lisa Marie Presley, Wife of Simkin the Cobbler
Tags: kid rock, lisa marie presley, medieval dress, michael lockwood, pregnant, willy wonka
The Daily Mail has pictures of Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood leaving L.A. restaurant Madeo last night. Although that hideous circus tent of a dress is just begging for a wimple or thirteenth-century barbette and crespin, we can’t forget about Kid Rock’s gay cousin up there. When asked for comment, Michael reportedly said “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple” and then broke into an acoustic version of “Don’t Come Around Here No More.”
Large version (pun INTENDED) of the header photos after the jump
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
hddutyy
She’s a pretty girl…but there is still something about her eyes that give the creeps..maybe its all the extra fat folds and sweat.
Apr 9th, 2008
CaptainInsano
Likely because the eyes are the windows to the soul, but behind her eyes, its empty. It seems she is trying to fill that void with 75 lbs of fat, and possibly a 6 pound baby. But its okay that she has gained an obscene amoutn of weight, because she’s pregant, right? Wrong, fat bitch!
Apr 9th, 2008
jessie11
I saw her personals ad on waterbuffalo dot com. Is it ture?
Apr 9th, 2008
sonya
Nice platform flipflops.
Apr 9th, 2008
bionic bunny
okay so NOW where’s the troll that says “they make a nice couple”.
poor thing, she IS huge, isn’t she? and what’s his excuse?
Apr 9th, 2008
punxxi
a nice couple of what???a manatee and a stick? jeebus god they both pathetic
Apr 9th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty and sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？Dose she really has a new baby?
Apr 10th, 2008
RichPort
Is it an opera or a circus? She really shouldn’t have shaved because now she’ll just be the fat girl at the freak show instead of the bearded woman. I mean, who stands in front of the mirror and says, oh yeah, this outfit’ll knock ‘em dead!
Apr 10th, 2008
bionic bunny
please don’t compare her to the lovely manatee.
Apr 11th, 2008
Shazzer
Holy Cow. At first glance I thought this was a picture of Wynona Judd. Please tell me I wasn’t the only one.
Apr 14th, 2008
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