Paris Hilton Banned Again

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Paris Hilton has reportedly been blacklisted again — this time from the grand opening of fashion designer Alexander McQueen’s new store in L.A. According to Female First

British designer Alexander McQueen doesn’t want ‘The Simple Life’ star as a customer when he opens his stylish Los Angeles boutique next month. McQueen [added]: “If she comes past the shop, hopefully she will just keep walking.

For the record, McQueen’s not banning PETA or the Paint Panthers or carpet beetles. Just Paris Hilton. You could show up in blueberry shoes crying red wine tears and moth larvae and you’d still make it inside the shop before she did.

Paris Hilton hawking her new line of clodhoppers in Montreal:

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Hopefully she’ll trip and fall flat on her face, getting her nose stuck between the cracks on the sidewalk.

  2. abby

    It should be easy since one of her eyes is always pointing the other direction.

  3. CaptainInsano

    I’m pretty sure she could palm a basketball.

  4. jessie11

    Believe or not, Paris looks hot and pretty. Of course, I am partially blind from persistent masturbation, but I still have .800/40 vision in my left eye. My palms are like the werewolves. It makes shaking hands awkward.

  5. RichPort

    Captain, she could suck one through a gardenhose too.

  6. open mouth jones

    I still want to cunt punch her.
    In a biohazard suit, of course.

  7. joop

    Paris is a cute babe… my name rhymes with ‘poop.’

  8. Carlos

    She sure could palm a basketball, but she’d rather suck a cock.

  9. Roland Sorzano

    Sexy video with Paris Hilton online and free
    http://paris-hilton-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=50709259&s=y

    full video

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