Apr 9, 2008
Paris Hilton Banned Again
Tags: Alexander McQueen, Paris Hilton, shoe line
Paris Hilton has reportedly been blacklisted again — this time from the grand opening of fashion designer Alexander McQueen’s new store in L.A. According to Female First
British designer Alexander McQueen doesn’t want ‘The Simple Life’ star as a customer when he opens his stylish Los Angeles boutique next month. McQueen [added]: “If she comes past the shop, hopefully she will just keep walking.
For the record, McQueen’s not banning PETA or the Paint Panthers or carpet beetles. Just Paris Hilton. You could show up in blueberry shoes crying red wine tears and moth larvae and you’d still make it inside the shop before she did.
Paris Hilton hawking her new line of clodhoppers in Montreal:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Hopefully she’ll trip and fall flat on her face, getting her nose stuck between the cracks on the sidewalk.
Apr 9th, 2008
abby
It should be easy since one of her eyes is always pointing the other direction.
Apr 9th, 2008
CaptainInsano
I’m pretty sure she could palm a basketball.
Apr 9th, 2008
jessie11
Believe or not, Paris looks hot and pretty. Of course, I am partially blind from persistent masturbation, but I still have .800/40 vision in my left eye. My palms are like the werewolves. It makes shaking hands awkward.
Apr 9th, 2008
RichPort
Captain, she could suck one through a gardenhose too.
Apr 9th, 2008
open mouth jones
I still want to cunt punch her.
In a biohazard suit, of course.
Apr 9th, 2008
joop
Paris is a cute babe… my name rhymes with ‘poop.’
Apr 9th, 2008
Carlos
She sure could palm a basketball, but she’d rather suck a cock.
Apr 14th, 2008
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