Quickies: If I Only Had A Brain
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Rachel Ray serving up some flapjacks. (Pretty Boring)
Audrina Partridge as the motorcycle gay from the Village People! (Fatback)
Clay Aiken = The Cowardly Lion. Only Clay wears more makeup. (Websters)
Jackie from That’s Seventies Show is still haaaawt. (popoholic)
The the next-morning sentence for that bottle of bourbon and a little nose candy? Anything starring Steve Guttenberg, you glutton. (Pajiba)
Question: if Rob Lowe’s being “extorted” by three of the former help, why does he keep refusing police help? (Jossip)
Renee Zellweger hits and misses her calves with the self-tanner. (The Bastardly)
Once again, Fergie somehow looks hot. Has the whole world gone mad? (Use My Computer)
Worst. Tattoos. EVER. Included: cat anus. (City Rag)
Naomi Campbell’s racist tirade! (CelebSlam)
Draw a picture of Perez Hilton and he’ll put it on his site! Or just take a dump on a piece of paper and flush it down the toilet. Six of one, really. (CelebSmack)
Kelly Clarkson doesn’t wear panties. I think they’re technically referred to as a “tarp.” (Gabsmash)
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Bianca
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Apr 10th, 2008
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