Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz announced that they are getting married in a statement posted on their blog yesterday. Ashlee wrote:

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us.”

In a special Yeeeah! exclusive, I got a hold the vows Pete and Ashlee have written for each other for the big day. Pete’s were written in his own tears, so they impossible to make out, but Ashlee’s are posted below:

I, Ashlee, take you, Pete, to be my lawfully wedded husband, my never-ending source of hair product, my sexually ambiguous soul mate and partner from this day forward.

In the presence of God, my dad and your psychiatrist, I offer you my solemn vow to be yours in Ativan overdoses and in health, in good times and in bad, and in good hair days as well as the days your flat iron short circuits.

I promise to share my eyeliner, my skinny jeans and my nail polish with you, to cry with you and cut with you, and to never make you actually touch my vagina for as long as we both shall live.

The happy couple leaving Beso restaurant in Hollywood April 5th:

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