Full Frontal Lindsay

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I already told you about Lindsay Lohan’s latest “serious” movie role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the movie “Florence.” But what I didn’t tell you — it will also star her beaver. Take that, “Herbie: Fully Loaded” critics! The Sun says

Producers only wanted 21-year-old Lindsay to go topless during red-hot sex scenes and were stunned when she told them she would be happy to do a full frontal. And despite usually commanding seven-figures, Lindsay has agreed to strip off for [a mere $40,000]. A Hollywood pal added: “Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”

Hmmm… so, based on what I’ve just read, “mature” and “responsible” must be code words for “break out the poonanny.” Note to self: revise résumé and mortgage application ASAP.

Billie Jean is not my lover:

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  1. sonya

    Hohan horny! Hohan want show beaver! Hohan PAY to show beaver!

  2. Jade

    You see i heard she was getting 75,000 and the directors knocked back her offer to go full nude i can’t remember the site but yeah apparently they just want her boobs not her bush

  3. bessie22

    She looks washed up and ol,d.

  4. spatz

    wow this bitch is hellbent on destroying her own career.

  5. open mouth jones

    Thank you sonya, that phrase is almost as immortal as TCLTC.
    HO-HAN HORNY!!!!!!!

  6. nordo

    Firecrotch alert!

  7. hdating

    Oh, she is so sexy. A friend told me a fans of her poste a photogallery of her on a STD dating site ” stdpal.com”, and this gallery gets about 200 hitts everyday

  8. sonya

    LOL! Is “photo gallery” a euphemism for something else? No wonder she has STD’s!!

    BTW, I really really hate that picture. She looks like a blow-up doll.

  9. She has my hole-hearted support. My poop hole.

  10. She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty .Large sexy.I love her very much.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site?If I can catch a chance have a chatting with her?

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