Quickies: Money Shot

Apr 10, 2008

Tori Spelling shows off a pregnant belly in an itty bitty bikini. (The Blemish)

Barron Hilton gets an anger management class for underage drinking, DUI, and running over a gas station attendant. Viva la justice! (MollyGood)

Jamie Lynn’s fiance pulls a gun on the paparazzi. (CelebNewsWire)

Britney Spears visits an old haunt to drop a load. (Websters)

In more delicious news, Roseanne has her vagina rebuilt! (Celebitchy)

Lily Allen dyes her brows blond to match her new ‘do. No word on the status of the carpet. (Evil Beet)

Al Roker brings hard core porn to the “Today Show.” (Jezebel)

Moby wants to marry Britney Spears! (Hollywood Rag)

There’s enough wax in Rihanna’s ear canal to make her own Madame Tussaud likeness. (Hollywood Headache)

Dios mio! The Simpsons banned in Venezuela! (Goldenfiddle)

hdating

Oh, they are great. Moby wants to marry ? But a blog disclose that he dated several girls on a Herpes dating site named” stdpal.com”. Really?

Apr 10th, 2008
Tree

She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty .Large sexy.I love her very much.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？If I can catch a chance have a chatting with her?

Apr 10th, 2008
spearm

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Trent Rezor just became an ordained minister!!! Check it out!!

Apr 10th, 2008
bionic bunny

i think a va-jay-jay re-furb is the LEAST of roseanne’s worries. perhaps a brain/personality/class transplant would be a good start.

man, abby, i know it isn’t your fault. but the posts are starting to feel like the junior high kids writing on the walls. i realize i’m not the sharpest hoe in the shed (THAT’S HOE, WITH AN ‘E’, YOU ASSHOLES), but these knob gobblers make me sound like a genius. sheesh!

Apr 11th, 2008