Renee Zellweger Has Professional Nose Wiper
Tags: leatherheads, Lindsay Lohan, nose, nose picking, red carpet, Renee Zellweger
I’m sure you’ve always noticed how clean and booger-free Renee Zellweger’s nose is on the red carpet. What’s her secret, you ask? Why, a professional nose-picker at her beck and call! According to The Mirror
But being a true movie star, [Renee can't] wipe the snot away by herself - oh no. Our Bridget Jones [has] a dedicated Andrex Annie to make sure her nose is greenie-free. We couldn’t believe our eyes as a woman armed with a red handkerchief dabbed at Renee’s A-list nose as she waited to go into the [Leatherheads] premiere at Leicester Square [Tuesday night].
When asked why she chosen the role of celebrity nose-wiper, the assistant replied, “Well, Lindsay Lohan already got the role of celebrity ball-licker and celebrity foreskin-bather ’cause she works for free.”
At the “Leatherheads” premiere in London Thursday night:
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Well this should dispel the rumor that one has to be be hot to be a successful woman in Hollywood.
Apr 10th, 2008
mojoman
The movie title really fits her very well..but it should be called Leatherface.
Apr 10th, 2008
abby
She should come out with her own fragrance called “Chappy Sea Salt.”
Apr 10th, 2008
syd
She could use a clean shave.
Apr 10th, 2008
Bianca
aloha
Apr 10th, 2008
CaptainInsano
Wow, she’s really homely. Kinda looks like a pug.
Apr 10th, 2008
abby
And “pug, fug, and beat-ass mug” all rhyme. Coincidence?
Apr 10th, 2008
dillhole
she’s not hot and these pics do nothing for me….
Apr 10th, 2008
sonya
HD is definitely NOT her friend.
Apr 10th, 2008
hdating
Oh? She is so sexy. Seems i have found a sexier photo of her on a STD dating site named ” stdpal dot com”.
Apr 10th, 2008
open mouth jones
Doesn’t she have, like, YEARS of experience posing on the red carpet? How come the best picture up there makes her look like a retarded 80 year old with scoliosis?
All I know is, my gran would have ran up behind her, painfully rammed a fat knuckle between her shoulder blades, and screamed “Stand up STRAIGHT, young lady! You weren’t raised by monkeys!”
Apr 10th, 2008
Sarah
RZ is the most fugly actress in the whole industry. Have you ever have a look in the mirror, bitch? Why are ppl casting her? She looks sooo ugly
Apr 10th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty .Large sexy.I love her very much.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？If I can catch a chance have a chatting with her?
Apr 10th, 2008
anon69
well the coke boogers aren’t going to remove themselves!
Apr 11th, 2008
bionic bunny
i think this is a hell of a trend. my mother’s nose always runs, maybe for mother’s day, i could give her a professional nose wiper!
i meant that to be funny, but with my mom, she might actually like that. so, never mind.
Apr 11th, 2008
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