Name That Celebrity: Kenyan Marathon Runner Edition

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Recognize the shapely gams of today’s Name That Celebrity? Come, come, now — don’t let’s be jealous. A couple of months with a personal trainer and regular lunges and you, too, could have toned thighs like these. Provided your trainer is actually your dealer and “lunges” is really street slang for “hepatitis C and crack cocaine.” You might try Gold’s Gym or maybe an abandoned warehouse near the projects for starters. Happy habituating!

The big reveal after the jump

It’s Amy Winehouse! Here she is leaving an Oxfordshire studio after recording the new theme for the Bond flick “Quantum of Solace.”

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. alice

    she’s not hot, but neither am I

  2. RichPort

    Hey, where are the filthy ballerina shoes???

  3. abby

    This is why you never see “Crack: It Does a Body Good” signs anywhere.

  4. nordo

    It’s Seabiscuit by a nose!

  5. alice

    i just found her digging thru a dumpster in an alley. No wait it was a sewer rat. My bust.

  6. RichPort

    I wonder what it’s feels like to have half of your body weight in hair? I would ask Kim K, but she shaves…

  7. CaptainInsano

    What is…..how is…..what the…..good god!! How can any one person be so utterly and completely disgusting?

  8. sonya

    OOh! I was wrong. I thought it was Kate Moss, Other Drugged-Up Limey With KFC Legs.

  9. She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty .Large sexy.I love her very much.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site?If I can catch a chance have a chatting with her?

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