Quickies: Lick It Up
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What’s the secret to getting Robert Downey, Jr. to talk cunnilingus? I’m guessing bourbon and an eightball. (Jossip)
Doncha hate it when a stripper trips and falls on your penis? I know I do. (Pajiba)
Cameron Diaz delves into her dark side in W magazine. Possibly farts “The Star-Spangled Banner.” (E! Online)
Gary Busey once snorted cocaine off his dog. You can’t make this shit up. (Celeblite)
Vanilla Ice arrested for domestic abuse! (Websters)
Because “Chaotic” was such a big hit, Britney Spears wants to do another reality show. (CelebSlam)
OMFG Gossip Girl ROFLMAO LOL TMI R2D2 C3PO USA! (Seriously? OMG)
Here’s your chance to lick Kelly Clarkson. (popbytes)
Jackie from “That Seventies Show” is haaaawt, take 2. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Scarlett Johansson’s “sexy nurse” makes Nurse Ratched look like an exotic dancer. (Best Week Ever)

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
I’m not going to lick it up- this weekend I’m planning on snorting it up.
And drinking it up. And eating it up. But no licking- strange…
Have a wunderbar weekend kiddies!
Apr 11th, 2008
Bianca
u fucking faggots! wheres cruisingforcock?i want her pussy!
Apr 14th, 2008
Daisy
Why would we want Robert Downey Jr. to talk cunnilingus? I saw a recent picture of Robert a couple of days ago and it was not pretty. If you ever need a reminder why NOT to do coke, have look at him.
Apr 14th, 2008
Fillup
You no like cunnilingus Daisy?
Jun 4th, 2008
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