Britney Was Applying Makeup At Time Of Accident
Tags: Britney Spears, car crash, makeup, sobriety test
Britney Spears was involved in a minor car accident on the 101 Freeway in L.A. Saturday night. The California Highway Patrol report says that Britney “attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle,” rear-ending the Nissan in front of her and pushing it into a third “older model vehicle.” Britney later passed the field sobriety test, so if she wasn’t drunk or high at the time of the crash, what exactly went wrong? According to TMZ
Minutes before Britney Spears caused a three car crash on an Saturday night, she was… putting on her makeup behind the wheel!
The [man she hit] says before the accident, he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving it. It wasn’t until after she hit him at an estimated 10-15 MPH that he realized the woman was Britney.
The Cleburne County Fair later got hold of the accident pics and set them up in a booth under a banner that read “You done heard of lipstick on a pig. Now watch as the pig puts on its own lipstick — while drivin a car!” Fair attendance reported record highs and sales of Mary Kay and pork products in Herber Springs are rumored to have tripled.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
bessie22
isn’t britnye from arkansas? serves her right.
Apr 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s all.
Apr 14th, 2008
sonya
Louisiana. But yeah. Oink Oink!
Apr 14th, 2008
RichPort
Yea ok Abby… I call bullshit. Like this walking box of Hamburger Helper wears make up… you’re funny…
Apr 14th, 2008
leslie♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I like Britney,but i don’t think she can be a singer as great as MADONNA. or a driver as good as the one-eyed chicken at the kalamazoo fair.
Apr 14th, 2008
tery cordoba
when i was conservatorized for four years, i wasn’t allowed
to drive. if she was as bad as me, she shouldn’t be driving.
she might just take off on a long run to alaska on an impulse.
or fly to china to see the olympics this summer. or decide
she has to intervene in the tibetan situation and save the
world. multiple sclerosis is hard to handle. she doesn’t
seem as bad as i was though. seems pretty down to earth.
Apr 14th, 2008
bunnyears
The irony is, her life is one big traffic accident…
Apr 14th, 2008
nordo
Doesn’t she know you have to use gloss on her vajay?
Apr 14th, 2008
abby
With that driving record, she ought to be prime for a position commandeering an oil tanker for Exxon.
Apr 14th, 2008
unnamed
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m, by which you are seeking black man to be your sugar baby!
Apr 14th, 2008
Chuck Roast
how many traffic violations is she allowed or ticketed for before she loses her license or loss of her kids forever. She’s a real PITA … pain in the axx
Apr 16th, 2008
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