Pink Has New Bikini, New Man
Tags: malibu, pink, todd morse
You know the feeling you got when you you were forced to hug the middle-aged accounting partner of your father’s staggering around in a giant diaper and bonnet at 1986’s New Year’s Eve party? The feeling that compelled you to spend two hours in a scalding hot shower with a Bible and a Brillo pad in the fetal position? Well, relive your seven-year old nightmare all over again with these pictures of Pink in a polka-dot bikini and sun hat in Malibu over the weekend. It’s a disturbing melange of Anne Geddes and biker bar, Gerber and Jack Daniels, Huggies and Astroglide-primed anal fisting. I don’t know whether to find it a binky or light its cigar. It’s probably best to just throw rocks at it and wait until it stops moving before you get any closer.
EDITOR’S NOTE: The ass crack above belongs to Todd Morse of Juliette Lewis’ rock band non-fame and is clearly not a threat to Pink’s masculinity or melatonin production.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Are those bows on her thighs? So, what? You untie them and her penis drops down?
Apr 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
Anybody else hear that song “Detachable Penis” a few years ago? That’s all that goes through my head when I see this chick…
I’m sure Pink has this happen to her all the time:
“But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.”
Apr 14th, 2008
RichPort
He and pink have the same size chest AND the same sized dick.
Apr 14th, 2008
steven lee♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Yet another present you can’t regift…
Apr 14th, 2008
abby
Those bows will look great when she’s sixty. As will the dragon tattoo on the thigh.
Apr 14th, 2008
bunnyears
Maybe she thinks her stuff is a gift…eeewwww
Apr 14th, 2008
sonya
Jonesy, that song always cracks me up when I hear it.
Apr 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
high five, sonya!
Apr 14th, 2008
unnamed
Why he posted his personal ads on m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m. ????? It seems that they have emotional issues.
Apr 14th, 2008
ilovep!nk
p!nk,is great!!and the people,talk bullshit!!always….because they are nothing to do!so…fuck off!everyone,,..pink is the best!!!
Apr 19th, 2008
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