Ashlee Simpson Not Pregnant?
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, joe simpson, pete wentz, pregnant, rumor
Despite both Us Weekly and OK! Magazine claiming that Ashlee Simpson is knocked up, her fiance and supposed father of the child begs to differ. Pete Wentz told MTV News
“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
“Coincidentally,” Ashlee’s new album drops in a week, on the same day her shirt line for Wet Seal debuts. The very same album that threatened to be overshadowed by Mariah Carey’s until daddy leaked “E=MC2″ onto the internet. Coincidentally. Now every major tabloid is running with Ashlee’s supposed pregnancy — the baby’s due in October, Jess is happy, no Jess is jealous, the wedding’s taking place in May before she starts showing — and nearly every article (this post included, I know) mentions her album’s release date. Coincidentally! Daddy’s certainly done his homework. It’s a fact that only way to get more free press than circulating a pregnancy rumor is a good old-fashioned sex tape, but $29.95 is a steep price to pay to watch Pete Wentz scribbling poetry all over Ashlee’s body with an eyeliner pencil and then cutting himself after avoiding penetration. I think Joe Simpson definitely ran the right way with this one.
Two promos from her Wet Seal line, and a couple of Jessica over the weekend:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
tree
What a twat.
Apr 15th, 2008
unnamed
It’s hard to knock a girl up without any balls.
Apr 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
Like he’d EVER stick his peepee in a GIRL.
Apr 15th, 2008
RichPort
Her profile looks like a half moon. And this time I DON’T mean just one ass cheek…
Apr 15th, 2008
CaptainInsano
In that banner pic, why do I get the feeling that Ashlee just said “I’ll get you my pretty….and your litle dog too!”
Apr 15th, 2008
sonya
“…and people will say that I’m a fairy, but that’s totally not true, because I’m really actually very manly and masculine and totally hetero..”
Apr 15th, 2008
marius
gay
Apr 16th, 2008
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