Lindsay Lohan Was Almost A Missionary
Tags: India, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, mission trip
When he’s not suing his ex-wife for rights to their child’s reality show or taking in a beaver show, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael is busy telling the tabloids all about his daughter’s future mission trips to India. Except Lindsay isn’t actually going to India. The NY Daily News says
It was almost a great story!
[Michael told us], “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims. [Lindsay] has made it clear she definitely wants to come along.”
Fantastic, right?
Unfortunately, says her rep, “per Lindsay, this isn’t true.”
Either Michael Lohan is an attention-grubbing liar desperate for tabloid press, or Lindsay somehow found out that “ulcerative colitis” wasn’t a fruity cocktail served with a tiny umbrella. Narsinghgarh? Nagapattinam? No thanks!
Lindsay at Joan’s on Third April 11th:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Losa ku
So sweet couple!!do they still play on tall dating site:” Tallmingle.c o m “? I heard that from many friends who play on that site, but i did not believe yet until i saw their hottest photos on that site.
Apr 16th, 2008
CaptainInsano
Right….and I was almost a professional hockey player. I just wasn’t that strong a skater…or shooter….or passer. Also, those morning practices are way too early. And the rinks are cold. And they expect you to be in shape.
Apr 16th, 2008
Kayla
Her dad is a much better influence then her mother and that dyke Samantha who is also her dealer. Linds isn’t fooling anyone! She is a pathetic loser with no talent to speak of. MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!
Apr 16th, 2008
open mouth jones
OMG. I don’t even know where to start. It’s like a buffet of delightful snarky possibilities. Too many choices…
Uhm, OK.
I’ll start with a ’she’s a slutty whore, and the closest she’s come to ‘missionary’ was when she banged that italian guy while falling off the wagon’ salad.
And then I think I’ll follow it up with an entree of ‘Helping sex slave kids does NOT include teaching them how to give better head’.
For desert, I’m thinking ‘HO-HAN HORNY!!!!!’.
Yeah, that about rounds it out.
Apr 16th, 2008
abby
Well-played, Ms. Jones. You are well-versed in the snarky arts.
P.S. Ho-han SMASH!
Apr 16th, 2008
marius
your full of bullshit open mouth jones
Apr 17th, 2008
Biggypappa
Missionary? Thats a nice change from Doggie which she is usually doing!!!!
Apr 17th, 2008
Samual Pfeuffer
Lindsay Lohan in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=55230389&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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