Everybody Hates Mariah
Tags: American Idol, Mariah Carey, oprah, ratings
Mariah Carey was on Oprah this past Monday promoting her new album E=MC2, and naturally, nobody cared. The pregnant man, Jenny McCarthy and even Jamie Lee Curtis shows all boasted higher ratings than Mimi’s Big O appearance. And then, strike two: Tuesday night’s Mariah-themed episode of “American Idol” was the lowest-rated Tuesday airing of Idol in a month.
What does this all mean, you ask?
It means that there is such a thing as “media saturation.” It means that someone at Island Records might want to rethink the target demographic. It means that taking a peek inside someone’s 3,000 square foot panty drawer isn’t as goddamn fascinating as some people might think. Now, if it were a closet full of medieval weaponry or a laser tag arena, we might actually be getting somewhere. See, unlike Mariah Carey, I have my finger firmly on the pulse of the nation. When I’m not using it to give her the bird or dial 900 numbers, of course. Word on the street is I’m too cool for school.
Mariah lipsynching on Idol after the jump
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
way, Way, WAY too cool for school.
Apr 17th, 2008
abby
We’re talking GED, I’m so fuckin’ cool.
Apr 17th, 2008
tree
What a ^%$&$%$ woman！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ”w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。
Apr 17th, 2008
nordo
How cool is batshit?
Apr 17th, 2008
Bianca
i hate u abby!
Apr 18th, 2008
Herman B
i don’t think that people hate her. its just that she has this reputation that kinda takes away from her talent.
Apr 18th, 2008
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