Quickies: Pun Intended

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It’s not really prom unless somebody pukes on the limo driver! (Pajiba)

Pete finally gives Ashlee that “sorry for checking out my ass in your jeans in the mirror for hours before crying myself to sleep on your shoulder” ring. (Websters)

Rob Lowe’s former nanny spreads it — for People magazine. (Jossip)

Heath Ledger refused to break character in the days before his death. (Gabsmash)

What a tangled web we weave, eh, Paula Abdul? (Ayyyy!)

A stalker gets lost in Debbie Gibson’s eyes. (Wizbang! Pop)

Jenna Jameson at the “Zombie Strippers” premiere. A more apropos vehicle there never was! (Bastardly)

Hollywood’s deadliest diets! (popbytes)

Rachel Bilson finally gets her own clothing line. (Pretty Boring)

Michelle Rodriguez likes to picture me jerking off. And you like a frog with slime coming out of your mouth. (Bricks and Stones)

I see London, I see France, I see Katherine Heigl’s underpants. (Fatback)

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ”w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she????????????or fools us。。。。。

  2. Bianca

    cruisingforcock, im looking for u bitch, where are u?

  3. Haha that Pete Wentz. Get out of the closet before it’s to late!

  4. RichPort

    C4C is tied up in my basement, something about anal and a Prada bag and some Manolos….. she has no idea I’m broke, married, and impotent.

  5. RebelBoy

    AssPort
    I think your wife has no taste and she lacks in sexual desire.
    I also believe she has no self respect or any morals.

  6. RichPort

    RebelBoy, go to The Superficial with your nonsense, just like you did last night at approx 9pm. My wife is beautiful, intelligent and successful, where your wife helped you type that stupid comment along with your other hand.

  7. HappyHappyJoyJoy

    why all the meanness - i mean really

  8. BunnyEars

    HAHA - i doubt that RichPort - nice try

  9. Bunnyears

    HAHA - good one RichPort, is that what you tell yourself to hide the fact she is a cow and cleans my toliets???

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