Beyonce and Jay-Z Have a Fight

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They’ve been married for all of 14 days now, and the honeymoon is already over for Beyonce and Jay-Z. According to The Mirror

The newlyweds have had their first lovers’ tiff. It kicked off at the Hollywood Bowl in LA. [Jay-Z] climbed on stage [and started] rapping over a few songs. The DJ slapped on one of Beyonce’s biggest hits, Crazy In Love. Jay-Z… stormed to the mic and growled “Fuck that. Sorry, Bey, but fuck that - let’s play something else.”

Furious, Bey stalked off. After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy.

Ah, marriage. That special union that makes his formerly cute little habit of winking seem like a fucking Tourettes’ tic and his penchant for leaving wet towels in the floor a direct assault on your emotional well-being. Like Katherine Hepburn once said, “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.”

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Bitch needs to know her place, yo.

  2. Bunnyears

    She does know her place…keeping her man in check!

  3. nordo

    Bye bye bey bey

  4. abby

    Really, though… does anybody like “Crazy in Love” anymore?

  5. incendiary catwoman

    That’s a very thoughtful comment, boobl. I’m not quite sure, maybe it is herself who did that. One of life’s eternal questions.

  6. Cady

    Incendiary catwoman, LOL. Seriously. My hat is off to you, and my ass. Because I’m laughing it off. Still.

  7. RichPort

    I’d be pissed too if I had to watch my wife spend 3 hours in the mirror each day blowing kisses at herself.

  8. I heard this story was 100% fake

  9. jay-z is ugly why you chose him beyonce.

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