Beyonce and Jay-Z Have a Fight
Tags: beyonce, honeymoon, jay-z, married
They’ve been married for all of 14 days now, and the honeymoon is already over for Beyonce and Jay-Z. According to The Mirror
The newlyweds have had their first lovers’ tiff. It kicked off at the Hollywood Bowl in LA. [Jay-Z] climbed on stage [and started] rapping over a few songs. The DJ slapped on one of Beyonce’s biggest hits, Crazy In Love. Jay-Z… stormed to the mic and growled “Fuck that. Sorry, Bey, but fuck that - let’s play something else.”
Furious, Bey stalked off. After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy.
Ah, marriage. That special union that makes his formerly cute little habit of winking seem like a fucking Tourettes’ tic and his penchant for leaving wet towels in the floor a direct assault on your emotional well-being. Like Katherine Hepburn once said, “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.”
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Bitch needs to know her place, yo.
Apr 18th, 2008
Bunnyears
She does know her place…keeping her man in check!
Apr 18th, 2008
nordo
Bye bye bey bey
Apr 18th, 2008
abby
Really, though… does anybody like “Crazy in Love” anymore?
Apr 18th, 2008
incendiary catwoman
That’s a very thoughtful comment, boobl. I’m not quite sure, maybe it is herself who did that. One of life’s eternal questions.
Apr 18th, 2008
Cady
Incendiary catwoman, LOL. Seriously. My hat is off to you, and my ass. Because I’m laughing it off. Still.
Apr 18th, 2008
RichPort
I’d be pissed too if I had to watch my wife spend 3 hours in the mirror each day blowing kisses at herself.
Apr 21st, 2008
BrianWall
I heard this story was 100% fake
May 16th, 2008
julio Ulloa
jay-z is ugly why you chose him beyonce.
Mar 4th, 2009
Tylaisha1
Dear Mrs.Beyonce,
You do not need him to dis you like that i would have took yo daughter and left him but she would miss her daddy but if he hit you file for divorce send me an e-mail and lets talk.
Tylaisha1, your biggest #1 fan
Jul 30th, 2009
Tylaisha1
what i would have also done is go to a marrige counselor
Jul 30th, 2009
g-girl
i dont know what to say other than u should be ashaimed of youself the fairytale is you kiss a frog not a turtle with the stupid corn ball name jay-z now yo kid is gonna be half turtl half human grl i aint h8n on u i just had to say that
Aug 12th, 2009
g-girl
HEY every body quizilla is giving away a hundred thousand dollars worth of backstage passes to meet beyonce on her tour only if you copy this and paste it on 20 other websites (THIS IS A PROMISE)
Aug 12th, 2009
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