Britney Returns to ‘How I Met Your Mother’
Tags: Britney Spears, guest role, how I met your mother
Thanks to the success of her first time guest-starring on the show, Britney Spears will be reprising the role of Abby on CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother.” According People
“The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” a source said. “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.”
The singer/actress will do one episode, the source says.
Funny thing, success. To you or me, success might translate to “dollars earned” or “accolades attained.” To Britney Spears, it’s anything that doesn’t end with her bald and strapped to a gurney while the cops take her kids away. So, according to Britney’s standards, I’m practically Bill fucking Gates. Not a thrice-divorced single mother with bad credit and glandular issues. Perspective, baby! Sometimes it’s the only thing that keeps me from killing myself.
Arriving at recording studio April 17th:
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open mouth jones
Thank you abby. I was about to shit the proverbial brick at the word ‘ecstatic’, considering even gay-fer Doogie Houser doesn’t want her stank ass there. And then I read your “Success- According to Britney”, I immediately felt much better.
Success for me = stoned out of my gord for 4/20, and not getting arrested walking down the street smoking a spliff.
OOO, and also, success = not having hair that looks like it came off a Barbie. YAY ME!!!
Apr 21st, 2008
Captain-Insano
Hey Brit, you know, lots of balding guys grow goatees to distract from their receding hairlines.
Apr 21st, 2008
asnid
leave Britney alone. She was hurt deeply.
Apr 21st, 2008
abby
No problem. I’ve always been a glass half-full kind of girl. Provided the glass is half-full of malt liquor. Zing!
Apr 21st, 2008
bill
I found her on a celebrity dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m or something. I forget the screename, but you can check it
out if you want.
Apr 21st, 2008
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