Lindsay Lohan Back to Boozing
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, partying, samantha ronson
Lindsay Lohan guzzled vodka and staggered around the dance floor at Times Square’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Saturday night while best friend Samantha Ronson manned the turntables. People Magazine says
Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails, she danced the night away with girlfriends… tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls.
Monkey rolls? Moneky rolls? Sorry, I don’t care who you are — the only time it’s ever appropriate to employ the somersault into your day-to-day dealings is if someone in an eye patch is gripping the helm and yelling, “Haul on the main brace, make ready the guns and run out the sweeps or I’ll nail yer gizzards to the mast, ye poxy curs!” It also helps if you’re on a 17th century brigantine and have a pegleg and parrot. Otherwise, you just look like a total douche.
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Maybe now that she’s back off the wagon she can sweat out some of that orange skin cream.
Apr 21st, 2008
nordo
Ahhh, RichPort, you beat me to it! hahahah
Apr 21st, 2008
syd
She looks about 12 yrs old in most of those pics. Well, a drunk 12 yr old. But, still…
I don’t get the Samantha Ronson attraction. Couldn’t she bag a better looking woman than that?
Apr 21st, 2008
open mouth jones
Shock heard round the world:
“Lindsay Nose-Dives Off the Wagon!”
Hey, “HO-HAN HORNY”, baby.
Apr 21st, 2008
sonya
As a dog returns to its vomit, so Ho-Han returns to her booze.
Apr 21st, 2008
RichPort
And she isn’t above consuming her booze off of the floor either, Sonya…
Apr 21st, 2008
sonya
Yeah, she would totally lap it off the floor, but she’d make sure her ass was sticking up just in case there was a obliging male passerby.
Ho-Han HORNY!
Apr 21st, 2008
Kayla
This is one sad, athetic, no talent loser!!!! Someone let her know she is not a celebrity!!! And we are tired of her lying to the public about being sober!!!! MAKE THIS LOSER GO AWAY!!!
Apr 21st, 2008
Captain-Insano
She seems to be indicating that she slept with and /or blew two guys on her way to that photo op.
Apr 21st, 2008
John Galt
I’d still do her
Apr 28th, 2008
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