Jessica Simpson Makes Out With Cake
Tags: Jessica Simpson, lick, tony romo
Jessica Simpson and boyfriend Tony Romo celebrated his birthday over the weekend at Suite nightclub in Dallas, where Jessica serenaded him with a quivery-lipped version of “Happy Birthday” before fisting his Cowboys-themed birthday cake and spackling his face with it. I’m guessing she just forgot “which one on the face the eatin’ hole was.” According to People Magazine
“She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle… Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.”
The neat thing about blue cake is that it makes blue vomit. And there’s nothing funnier than blue vomit. Unless it’s a midget in a top hat being fired from a cannon, but that almost never happens in the mainland U.S. anymore. Fortunately, that’s why God made Singapore.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
No, I think blue vomit is funnier than midgets. Little people scare me.
And can someone explain why the foot ball dude looks like Tom Arnold in the pic where Simpson is sucking her thumb?
Apr 22nd, 2008
asnid
wow, nice hat, Romo.
Apr 22nd, 2008
abby
Did Paddington Bear wear a hat? Cause I just want to call Romo Faggington Bear. It has a nice ring to it.
Apr 22nd, 2008
syd
Tom Brady and Tony Romo need to knock it off with the faggoty ass UGLY hats.
Is that even Romo in the first pic? Doesn’t look like him. Maybe his face is bloated from all the drinking.
Apr 22nd, 2008
sonya
Yeah, I don’t think it’s the same guy. That guy is wearing a button-down shirt, and Romo is wearing a t-shirt.
That being said, WTF is in that can? Is that like aerosol lube or what?
Apr 22nd, 2008
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