Apr 22, 2008
Lindsay Gets Protective of Girlfriend
Tags: ashley olsen, hawaiian tropic zone, Lindsay Lohan, samantha ronson
Lindsay Lohan didn’t like Ashley Olsen chatting up her lesbian gal pal Samantha Ronson at that Hawaiian Tropic Zone gig this past Saturday. According to Page Six
“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.’”
That’s the worst “Full House” burn I’ve ever heard. If you really want your Full House insult to sting, you need to incorporate characters from the show, like “Quit being such a Saggot” or “I wouldn’t fuck you with Uncle Joey’s dick.” BURRRN, baby!
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Burrrn, indeed.
HO-HAN HORNY- must protect precious vagina attached to fisting partner.
Apr 22nd, 2008
asnid
I guess the Ho-han vadge isn’t strictly dickly.
Apr 22nd, 2008
abby
She looks like she just got off the night shift at Denny’s.
Apr 22nd, 2008
nordo
Trollsens scare me too.
Apr 22nd, 2008
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