Quickies: Mountain Out of a Mole Hill

Apr 22, 20084

Sunglasses+strings+moving treadmill = Britney Spears flat on her ass. (Websters)

Penelope Cruz oh-so-very-naked in her latest movie. (CelebNewsWire)

Hilary Duff likes it cowgirl style! (Popoholic)

Pete Wentz goes commando… in sweat pants. (CityRag)

David Beckham gets his back, sack and crack waxed! (popbytes)

Lindsay’s lesbian lover Facebook page. Or not. (MollyGood)

Say it ain’t so — Obi Wan Kenobi has skin cancer! (Celebitchy)

All Amy Winehouse is missing is a passel of evil dwarves. (Jezebel)

Shia LeBeouf can’t get laid. Welcome to the wonderful world of masturbation, Boofy! (Hollywood Headache)

How many red herrings can you fit in Al Pacino’s new movie? Hint: it’s in the title. (Pajiba)

sonya

Erotic thriller Hugh Jackman Ewan Macgregor? I’m so there. As long as it isn’t between Hugh and Ewan, that is.

Apr 22nd, 2008
open mouth jones

Ewan McGregor…. eeeh. He a’ight.
Hugh Jackman on the other hand…. He makes me moist.
But a smooth balled David Beckham I would do so many dirty, nasty, disgusting things to. I’m sorry, I think my lady bits just exploded.
(It’s only fair that if I get a Brazilian, my partner does, too. I mean no-one likes pulling pubes out of their teeth…)

Apr 22nd, 2008
bill

cool

Apr 23rd, 2008
RichPort

bill wins for best comment of the month. Hands down.

Apr 23rd, 2008