I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little
Tags: American Idol, kelly clarkson, naked, nude
I hope you’re sitting down, because this is guaranteed to make your panties explode. I’m talking blow the zipper right off your Wranglers. Are you ready? Okay, here goes: MSNBC reports
Kelly Clarkson enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings.”
Why?
“I just really like being naked,” [says] the “American Idol” star.
You know how that old saying goes — people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Fortunately, I live in a house of 12% body fat and killer gluts, so I feel comfortable saying that Kelly Clarkson needs to steer clear of the glass market. Of course, the plastic slipcover market and anti-chafing powder-gel market can still be all hers.
Kelly not naked at Burbank airport last month:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Hey, clothing adds a few millimeters to each of her hips, thus increasing the likelihood that she’d get stuck in her doorframe if she didn’t walk in sideways, or butter her hips.
Apr 23rd, 2008
asnidsd
I bet she smells like crisco and mrs. butterworths
Apr 23rd, 2008
nordo
Well, you had to go there before my breakfast.
Wranglers?
Apr 23rd, 2008
sonya
That’ll do pig. That’ll do.
Apr 23rd, 2008
open mouth jones
Spider pig, spider pig,
does whatever a
spider pig does
Apr 23rd, 2008
abby
LOL @ sonya and jonesy!
Apr 23rd, 2008
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