Jenifer Lopez’ TLC Reality Show
Tags: Jennifer Lopez, marc anthony, reality show
JLo and husband Marc Anthony have secured the rights to their own reality show on The Learning Channel. Ten bucks says she’ll still find a way to work in a wind machine and video retouching. According to the NY Daily News
The show will “deliver a slice of [Lopez's] life that audiences have never seen before, as she takes on her career and launches a new fragrance while trying to juggle her new responsibilities as a first-time mom,” [the] TLC President said.
Lopez will finance and produce the show, which is under development and has no launch date yet.
“Reality” show my ass. Reality is not you in four hours in hair and makeup and perma-cooing, immaculately attired babies nestled in the crooks of your arms. Reality is you 36 hours unshowered with baby barf in your hair, staggering around the nursery at three in the morning to find the GD binky that fell out of its mouth without turning on the lights and really waking it up and then almost breaking your ankle on one of those stupid Leap Frog toys that springs to life with an animated version of “Old McDonald” at what appears to be 120 decibels. I’m betting JLo’s new show will showcase as much reality as an episode of “The Hills.”
At Shine A Light at the Ziegfeld Theater last month
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
bill
His mother was a corpse and his father smelled of formeldahyde.
Apr 24th, 2008
RichPort
Why? Not rich enough? Upset that no one’s coined the moniker Markifer? These two out earn the entire fucking island. Anyone else remember when “The Learning Channel” taught us something other than the meaning of “jejunity”? Me either.
Apr 24th, 2008
abby
She’s got about fifteen more minutes before she’s officially a has-been.
Apr 24th, 2008
truedat
It’s up
Apr 24th, 2008
sonya
She should share some of that makeup with Marc, ‘cuz DAMN.
Apr 24th, 2008
Codzilla
The last paragraph describes my life in perfect detail for the last two years. It’s great they’ll be so close in age, said friends and family, they can always be buddies and entertain each other. Of course, that’s after they’re out of the crib and sleeping through the night. Until then, my dreaded nemesis, the monitor, explodes every hour or so each night forcing either my husband or me (whoever kicks the hardest) out of bed and off into the abyss.
This is my long way of saying that JLo and her greasy man can rot in hell. If they care enough about their kids, hopefully they’ll feel the sting when Max and Ruby or whatever the fuck their names are reach for the nanny without so much as a glance toward Mom and Dad. But probably not.
Apr 24th, 2008
open mouth jones
My favorite part of kids was waking up with a handful of turd, and a faceful of foot. My sister (10yrs younger than I) loved climbing out of her crib and kicking me (literally) out of bed, and that particular night she had shed her diaper somewhere on her trek. Wretched Little Slut, I still haven’t gotten her back for that.
Anywho…. POints is, it’s gotta be really easy to be a parent when someone (ahem, ARMY OF NANNIES) else actually does the work.
Apr 24th, 2008
wednesday
Really bad, bad, bad idea and sure to give her a nervous breakdown, divorce and probably a stint in rehab. Okay she likes to micro manage and is antsy for attention and stardom., yet longs for true love and to comfort and provide maternal affection towards her love ones. She needs forget this stupid plan to expose her life and throw herself into a hectic schedule of being constantly on stage, managing and manipulating all the action, and continue to enjoy her family and private life apart from her career.
Apr 25th, 2008
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