Apr 25, 2008

Carmen Electra Gets Engaged

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Carmen Electra set to get married a third time, this time to boyfriend Rob Patterson of Korn. Is that true love I smell? Or did somebody just forget to flush again. According to People Magazine

Patterson, 37, who is the former touring guitarist for Korn, popped the question over the weekend while he and Electra were in Las Vegas to celebrate her 36th birthday. The couple have been dating less than a year.

Mind you, this woman got drilled by Dennis Rodman. More than once. A six foot seven inch black guy. I bet having sex with her now is like stirring a cup of coffee with a spoon. Sure, it’s warm and wet, but you have to really swirl it around to hit all the sides. Congratulations, Korn guy! You really won big.

Vegas Birthday bash:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. billNo Gravatar

    She is hot.

    Apr 25th, 2008

  2. sonyaNo Gravatar

    Must you always make such colorful descriptions this early in the morning? Bleh!

    Apr 25th, 2008

  3. sydNo Gravatar

    I thought Joan Jett was hittin’ that. Then again, we haven’t seen Joan lately. Maybe she fell in.

    Apr 25th, 2008

  4. ryfhsioueNo Gravatar

    She is sexy.I have searched her photo on “M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m” which is a celeb dating site. It is said that she is dating with a rich man but i do not believe that!

    Apr 25th, 2008

  5. open mouth jonesNo Gravatar

    Jada scapled Joan Jett, and is using her hair, a la Buffulo Bill (I’d fuck me…), and that is why we haven’t seen her lately.
    Other than that, all I have to say is: Hotdog down a hallway, ladies.

    Apr 25th, 2008

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