Millionaire Amy Winehouse Questioned By Police

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Amy Winehouse sobbed all the way to the London police station today where she is being questioned in conjunction with that head-butting face-punching rampage that happened late Wednesday night. But don’t think a date with the boys in blue curtailed her fun the night before! It’s Amy Winehouse! Don’t let’s be silly. The Daily Mail reports

After a quick session in a local pub, she headed round the corner to the Made In Brasil restaurant, where things started to turn ugly. Amy was apparently asked to leave after she was caught taking drugs in the toilet. She then rounded up her friends and headed to her flat to continue the party. On her way there, she stopped off at a shop to stock up on disposable lighters.

Well, don’t think she can’t afford those Bics, because it was announced yesterday that she had entered the Sunday Times list of Britain’s wealthiest young millionaires with an estimated fortune of 20 million. However, the paper did not specify if that was 20 million dollars American, 20 million British pounds, or 20 million used syringes and scabs scattered around her apartment. But check out that 20 million dollar smile! Four out of five dentists agree that gingivitis is leading cause of tooth decay.

Tears of a clown:

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bill

    I want her to rake those teeth down my buttocks.

  2. RichPort

    Good lord, she’ll be ruthless and toothless by the end of next year.

  3. abby

    She’s well on her way to being a pirate. Looks like she’s even gotten scurvy.

  4. Captain-Insano

    Like a rotting old picket fense.

  5. Captain-Insano

    ^fence.

  6. SuzyQ

    Those teeth remind me of an old picket fence ’round the local haunted house.

  7. Bunnyears

    Her breath must really stink…

  8. sonya

    How come you’re dressed like it’s Halloween
    You look so absurd
    You look so obscene

  9. open mouth jones

    It’s not scurvy, it’s- oooh what was it again?
    Bugs. Big, old skin blistering METH bugs. Scratch away Amy, scratch away.

  10. bionic bunny

    geez. i’ll be having nightmares tonight.

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