Millionaire Amy Winehouse Questioned By Police
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Amy Winehouse sobbed all the way to the London police station today where she is being questioned in conjunction with that head-butting face-punching rampage that happened late Wednesday night. But don’t think a date with the boys in blue curtailed her fun the night before! It’s Amy Winehouse! Don’t let’s be silly. The Daily Mail reports
After a quick session in a local pub, she headed round the corner to the Made In Brasil restaurant, where things started to turn ugly. Amy was apparently asked to leave after she was caught taking drugs in the toilet. She then rounded up her friends and headed to her flat to continue the party. On her way there, she stopped off at a shop to stock up on disposable lighters.
Well, don’t think she can’t afford those Bics, because it was announced yesterday that she had entered the Sunday Times list of Britain’s wealthiest young millionaires with an estimated fortune of 20 million. However, the paper did not specify if that was 20 million dollars American, 20 million British pounds, or 20 million used syringes and scabs scattered around her apartment. But check out that 20 million dollar smile! Four out of five dentists agree that gingivitis is leading cause of tooth decay.
Tears of a clown:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
bill
I want her to rake those teeth down my buttocks.
Apr 25th, 2008
RichPort
Good lord, she’ll be ruthless and toothless by the end of next year.
Apr 25th, 2008
abby
She’s well on her way to being a pirate. Looks like she’s even gotten scurvy.
Apr 25th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Like a rotting old picket fense.
Apr 25th, 2008
Captain-Insano
^fence.
Apr 25th, 2008
SuzyQ
Those teeth remind me of an old picket fence ’round the local haunted house.
Apr 25th, 2008
Bunnyears
Her breath must really stink…
Apr 25th, 2008
sonya
How come you’re dressed like it’s Halloween
You look so absurd
You look so obscene
Apr 25th, 2008
open mouth jones
It’s not scurvy, it’s- oooh what was it again?
Bugs. Big, old skin blistering METH bugs. Scratch away Amy, scratch away.
Apr 25th, 2008
bionic bunny
geez. i’ll be having nightmares tonight.
Apr 29th, 2008
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