Lee Lee boo-bie! (UseMyComputer)

Burt Reynolds presents: expression-free banality, shitty sunglasses, porn mustaches and a father telling her daughter she’s not allowed to whore herself out anymore. Sounds just like my sophomore year of high school! (Pajiba)

Mischa Barton takes the next logical step in her career — taking her top off. (Jossip)

I guess swallowing semen for a living really hasn’t paid off for Jenna Jameson in the looks department. (CelebFart)

Harrison Ford gets his chest waxed for charity. (Dlisted)

Julianne Moore looks like a much younger Lindsay Lohan! Maybe it’s the exposed nipples. (Fatback)

Tina Fey gets groped by her best friend’s husband. (Websters)

Angelina Jolie finally breaks out of the black. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Christina Ricci raped by an ape! No, not Jeremy Piven. A real, bonafide primate. (Bumpshack)

Mariah Carey somehow convinced New York to light up the Empire State Building pink in her honor. (Celebitchy)

A noticeably NOT pregnant Ashlee Simpson on the cover of Shape magazine. (The Bastardly)

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