Tom Cruise Returns to Oprah
Tags: oprah, risky business, Tom Cruise
Sith Lord Tom Cruise is returning to battle Oprah for the first time since his infamous couch-mounted attacked in 2005. According to Us Weekly
Three years after his memorable couch-jumping episode, Winfrey will interview Cruise from his home in Telluride, Colorado, on May 2. Cruise will [then] appear in her Chicago studio for a second taping on May 5.
The two-part show coincides with the 25th anniversary of Cruise’s famous flick Risky Business. Friends and colleagues will surprise him with taped messages, according to Harpo Productions.
Maverick in “Top Gun,” gone he is. Consumed by Darth Insanitus. Only a fully trained talk show host with the force as her ally can defeat him. Mind what you have learned, Oprah! Save it you can!
The unedited couch-jumping clip after the jump, but this one’s way better
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Wow… Oprah was half the man she is now…
TCLTC
Apr 25th, 2008
bill
He is cute, even if his anus is the size of an old fedora! I’d tap dat.
Apr 25th, 2008
abby
Judge her by her size, do you? Size matters not! Unless we’re talking about the wiener. Then size matters a lot.
Apr 25th, 2008
ammy
I am not surprised at all. I just saw more of her bikini pix on a celeb dating club called “Water Buffalo Unleashed.” Hot, if you’re into large ungulate members of the bovine subfamily. And who isn’t?!
Apr 25th, 2008
RichPort
ammy… Oprah in a bikini? The straps would have to be chain links to keep her tits off of her ankles…
Apr 25th, 2008
Bunnyears
Maybe Tom should jump on Oprah this time!
Apr 25th, 2008
sonya
I’m not buying that Oprah would be a Lightsider. I’m guessing more along the lines of Lord Tyrannus.
Apr 25th, 2008
open mouth jones
Lord Tyr-Anus, that is. heheh
tcltc & the anus.
Apr 25th, 2008
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
what a freak that Tom Cruise is, anyone would think that Katies vagina is made out of gold or something…Tom scares me he really, really does.
Apr 27th, 2008
lisabeller
People re saysing that Katie is dating a billionaire on ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the rich & celebrity gather! That’s why there is some report about the split of their marriage.
Apr 27th, 2008
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