Wesley Snipes Gets Three Years For Tax Fraud
Tags: jail, sentenced, too wong foo, wesley snipes
A judge sentenced Wesley Snipes to three years in prison for tax evasion yesterday. TMZ reports
Snipes was convicted in February on three misdemeanor charges for not filing his taxes. The government claimed he owed $2.7 mil — but Snipes’ attorneys argued it was just $228,000. No fine was imposed, but the three-year sentence was the max he could have gotten.
Snipes was not forced to surrender immediately. Instead, the judge ruled he could surrender at a later date, closer to his New Jersey home.
A fair sentence, to be sure. Only a year for each of the Blade movies. That’s a cake walk. I would have thrown in the Judas Cradle or the Spanish Donkey just for “Too Wong Foo” alone. Something with a little more bite and 16th century Germanic Europe feel to it. There’s not a single modern-day equivalent evil enough to slake the cinematic sin that was Noxeema Jackson.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
This is a vampire conspiracy I tell ya…
Apr 25th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Your knowledge of historic torture tactics both impresses and scares me.
Apr 25th, 2008
ammy
She looks bad on this pic. Maybe it’s that huge chunk of korn stuck in one of her turds behind her.
Apr 25th, 2008
abby
Thanks. I’m really into medieval Europe. Mostly for the footwear.
Apr 25th, 2008
open mouth jones
What about Demolition Man? HUH? Watching that movie was punishment in and of itself. It used to hold the title of worst movie evAr, but has since been replaced by Open Water.
I’d say that deserves something special…
Apr 25th, 2008
cool
That is what should get. No one can be above the law. Many friends I met on a dating community called M e e t i n g W e a l t h y DOT COM think so too. They are successful men and women. We usually talk together. I also met many sexy girls there.
Apr 26th, 2008
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