Apr 28, 2008
Heather Locklear Is Photogenic
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Famed southern writer Eudora Welty once wrote, “A good snapshot stops a moment from running away.” Except for in the case of Heather Locklear, where all it stops is your right hand from going anywhere near your penis.
Heather from a more flattering angle on the set of “Flirting With Forty:”
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open mouth jones
Photogenic like a class picture of the retards in special ed.
Apr 28th, 2008
abby
She looks like Jocelyn Wildstein on crack.
Apr 28th, 2008
sonya
Food allergy, perhaps?
Apr 28th, 2008
nordo
Blowfish, perhaps?
Apr 28th, 2008
jacksmack
WTF !!!!! I’m going to go watch a rerun of TJ Hooker and dream of better days gone by .
Apr 28th, 2008
bill
I found her on a celebrity dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m or something. I forget the screename. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.
Apr 29th, 2008
iheartlasagne
Wow, thanks for that, bill! I will be waiting anxiously. Based on your florid description, it sounds like a place I would really like to hang out!
Apr 29th, 2008
Tania
Heather is still gorgeous all these years later. She can’t always take a perfect picture, as no one can. However, she HAS altered her face somehow. Not sure if it’s a face lift or maybe cheek implants. The mid-portion of her face is not the same as it used to be. I wish she would just age gracefully. She is so pretty and classy, and has a terrific figure. Heather, leave your face alone.
May 5th, 2008
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