Mariah Carey Is Engaged to Nick Cannon

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Mariah Carey has yet to confirm it, but the diamond ring she’s wearing on her left hand definitely came from her new fiance, Nick Cannon. According to Page Six

Cannon bought the bauble for $2.5 million at Jacob & Co, [where our] witness overheard Cannon telling Jacob they are set to marry. Carey’s new bling is 17 carats, with a whopping 10-carat center stone, and made of rare pink and purple diamonds.

Nick could have saved himself a few bucks and a little dignity if he’d just tied himself to a sleeping bear, then sounded an airhorn in its face and started poking it with sticks made of angry bees. Same results as a lifetime spent with Mariah Carey, only a hell of a lot faster and cheaper. And you might get to keep your balls.

The She-Bear at the Tribeca premiere of her new movie “Tennessee” April 26th:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Hey, what the..? What’s with all the fucking clothes on her???

  2. Err this is dangerously close to Ashton-Demi grossness.

  3. sonya

    Holy hell, can you imagine how high-maintenance she must be? He must be pretty whupped.

  4. mark12212

    Mariah Carey? Her profile is still showwing up at that celebrity site richromances.com where she looks sexy. I enjoy her voice very much~~~

  5. It could very well be a publicity stunt, after it was reported she’d been having a lesbian affair with americian gangster rap female artist, and to my suprise is not the least bit attractive. Although Mariah Bisexuality was no suprise, shes a definate slap and tickle kind of girl, 1001%.

  6. RichPort

    HAHAHAHAHAHA… it’s a recycled ring…

    Wooo… my sides…

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