Christina Aguilera Is Drunk
Tags: Christina Aguilera, jordan bratman, max

New mommy Christina Aguilera celebrated baby Max’s 112 day-old birthday by getting so wasted at the Crown Bar in Hollywood that husband Jordan Bratman had to hold her up on the way out. Reminds me a lot of my folks when I was a little girl. Of course, it was usually me holding momma up and picking the chunks of puke out of her hair instead of daddy, mostly because I didn’t have a dad and we didn’t find out who my real father was until he was paroled and the circus came back to town. So, really, I guess it’s nothing like my childhood. Way to bring me down. Jerks.

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
judy
Oh.What a shame.
May 2nd, 2008
nordo
Wasted on fumes from her extra putty pancake makeup
May 2nd, 2008
maverick
As long as she’s not drunk onstage, driving her kid around, or cancelling shows because of it, I don’t see the problem. Now if she gets onstage slurring the words of her songs, screwing up choreography, and pukes on the front row, I want pictures of that…Preferably the spray shot on the audience.
May 2nd, 2008
TREE
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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May 3rd, 2008
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