Britney Spears Is A Financial Wizard
Tags: Britney Spears, losses, money
Although it seems impossible without the aid of bonfires, Britney Spears has somehow managed to lose nearly $61 million dollars in the last year. According to In Touch Magazine
In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates an LA-based CPA. ““It’s staggering how much money has been used up.”
Britney Spears has spent the last six months and the same pair of raggedy-ass boots and covered in stains, so I doubt she’s blowing her money on clothes. I’m thinking more along the lines of Kentucky Fried Chicken and Phillip Morris. Not the actual companies, of course. I’m talking buckets of chicken and smokes. Merrill-Lynch might have tried to point her along the lines of long-term growth, but last time I checked, you couldn’t deep-fry dividends. Plus their pie model of capital structure doesn’t even come with whipped cream! Who are they trying to kid? It’s Britney, bitch!
Working off her return:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Kayla
Doesn’t matter. Britney looks great, is getting well, and honey, she has money, don’t worry about that, and the ability to make lots more. BEST WISHES TO BRITNEY! WE ALL WANT TO SEE HER HEALTHY AND HAPPY!!
May 2nd, 2008
open mouth jones
No kayla, not everybody wants to see her succeed.
I personally want to see her broke and living in a fridge box under the freeway.
May 2nd, 2008
abby
I want to see her hog-tied and covered in mayonnaise. I don’t know — it just seems fitting.
May 2nd, 2008
bionic bunny
i’d be happy not to see her at all.
May 2nd, 2008
Ben
Way to completely mis-represent something. Spears didn’t lose or waste away or spend $62,000,000 last year. She never had this $62,000,000 to begin with. The $62,000,000 is an imaginary number that some assjack CPA pulled out of his shit-encrusted butthole. How the fuck does this shiteater know that if Spears had toured to support Blackout that the tour would have grossed “X” amount of money?
Answer: he doesn’t. After Spears crappy performance at the VMA’s, any thoughts of a tour were quickly dashed and if she had gone out on tour she would have been ripped to shreds by douchewaffles like you.
I pray that you get liver cancer which spreads to your spine and bones and is inoperable and you die slowly and in equisitely agonizing pain.
May 3rd, 2008
Mikel Meeds
WoW SEX-TAPE with Britney Spears!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://britney-spears-sexxy.blogspot.com/?id=60568488&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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